what is patrick halley doing this weekend?

Jenny and Johnny

Jenny Lewis (just love her) and her boyfriend Johnathan Rice have teamed up and are planning a little tour. They have a website, and I'm just sure I'm going to like whatever it is she is doing. via.

oh hey

did you know that rachel zoe's assistant brad goreski is a beefcake? terry richardson found out.

what is gabe doing this weekend?

getting a testicle amputated.



Sack tapping is not some faceless virtual scourge. It is a human tragedy. Take the eye-watering tale of 14 year-old David Gibbons of Crosby, Minn. He had to have his right testicle removed after being punched, but the worst part is probably the fact that he had to go on the local news and talk about his missing ball while sitting between his parents on a couch. (via)

oil spill FAIL

according to the internet, BP's about to admit that they're never going to be able to stop the oil spill, and we should all just start getting used to it.

;(

BOOM!

must be hard to be you, g.animalz.

Dennis Hopper Gary Coleman'd

Actor Dennis Hopper died from prostate cancer at the age of 74.