The ONE Time I Try Taking Starla to a Museum!

A drunk woman punched and rubbed her butt on a painting at the Clyfford Still museum in Denver.  The painting, pictured above, is titled "1957-J no.2.".  She also tried, unsuccessfully, to pee on it. [via]

UPDATE!! just wanted to point out that we've been scooped by 2Pz reader leigh anne, who writes news as a profession. i don't see any way that this doesn't reflect well on our humble publication. (pats own back)