Murder, She Wrote that made Angela Lansbury the queen of prime time TV premiered on this day in 1984. Cheers to that! pic.twitter.com/B6WyXKP5ay
— Angela Lansbury News (@_AngelaLansbury) September 30, 2015
30 September 2015
angela lansbury is a saint too
cecile richards is a goddamn SAINT.
she endured a 5-hour congressional hearing yesterday where republicans acted like complete. dyicks.
this dyick trotted out a graph with no Y-axis. #checkyasource
i also had no idea she was ann richards' daughter!
29 September 2015
pew pew pew
PANDA ACTION SCENE pic.twitter.com/x9YNmeUZ2s
— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) May 23, 2015everywhere there is water there is life
Google is celebrating water on Mars with an adorable Martian doodle http://t.co/yxVclDFl4F pic.twitter.com/rc3mXgi0Gq
— Mashable (@mashable) September 29, 201525 September 2015
when i die, joel can have all my flams
this UES drama queen left all kinds of flams to her manicurist, the guy who kept her car alarm from going off, her doorman, the coat check lady at the salon, the Met, etc.
my benefactors would include:
- the manager at the Steinway Salvation Army
- my beloved coffee guy on the corner of 6th and 22nd
- the gay grocery store clerk at Associated
- the halal guy on 34th ave with the glasses
who would you bequeath your flams to?
24 September 2015
how the sausage used to be made
#TBT Neyland Stadium 1994 - This is how they used to make the checkerboard end zones! Totally rad, but wow 🍊🏈 pic.twitter.com/U8pNUGC0mR
— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) September 24, 201523 September 2015
the pleasure is mine nick jonas
.@nickjonas says he's "honored" to represent LGBTs on the small screen. 🙌 http://t.co/MfT2z1DiAO pic.twitter.com/QFwr9rkFW6
— NewNowNext (@NewNowNext) September 23, 201522 September 2015
fact
Adding Asian ingredients to your pantry can help you be a better weeknight cook http://t.co/Qob8e2XuzQ pic.twitter.com/faQ14cDSNQ
— The New York Times (@nytimes) September 22, 2015
21 September 2015
what did thomas wilhelm do this weekend?
my hairdresser found two teens bonging dew outside the post office pic.twitter.com/KzrPu4GZgB
— tiny togepi (@skullface) September 18, 2015
(via)
yum i love oreos
Oreos have been around since 1912, and somehow the brand has taken off in its second century: http://t.co/aP5R40hn9Q pic.twitter.com/kiP324BER2
— New York Magazine (@NYMag) September 21, 201519 September 2015
18 September 2015
this tweet gets my seal of approval
Seal rides on the back of a whale http://t.co/EkaHJJonYC pic.twitter.com/46gFpvemDU
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) September 17, 2015
17 September 2015
take a few moments to watch this nightmare unfold.
here's what each of the GOP debate participants said when asked what woman should appear on the $10 bill. (hint: not one said whitney houston...)
Rand Paul: Susan B. Anthony
Mike Huckabee: “MY WIFE”
Marco Rubio: Rosa Parks
Ted Cruz: Rosa Parks (with Hamilton on the $10 and Jackson on the $20 bill replaced instead)
Ben Carson: “MY MOM”
Donald Trump: “MY DAUGHTER—OR ROSA PARKS”
Jeb Bush: Margaret Thatcher
Scott Walker: Clara Barton
Carly Fiorina: N/A YOU IDIOTS
John Kasich: Mother Teresa
Chris Christie: Abigail Adams
16 September 2015
ewe have goat to be kitten me
I'm going to go ahead & call this the coolest debate set ever. CNN built a stage right next to Reagan's Air Force One pic.twitter.com/swPb7u3zoe
— Athena Jones (@AthenaCNN) September 13, 2015the short game
i watched this last night and it was 11 biscuits. it's on netflix, you have to watch it.
15 September 2015
new slow loris alert
The @MemphisZoo is excited to announce the birth of a slender loris. For more info, visit http://t.co/YM2izdtxMZ. pic.twitter.com/hst8GqcCT1
— Memphis Zoo (@MemphisZoo) September 15, 2015dancing baby stingray
Dancing baby stingrays. So cute. https://t.co/rK9vW8UEht
— SciencePorn (@SciencePorn) September 15, 201514 September 2015
the MTA's first new subway station in 25 years opened yesterday
at the end of the 7th line extension.
11 September 2015
10 September 2015
"is it about venus again?"
A reporter asked her why she didn't smile and laugh after the match...this was Serena's response LMAO #TheQueen
Posted by Aaron Squintz Davis on Wednesday, September 9, 2015
what are you doing on saturday?
the irony, of course, is that 75% of this video is footage from us playing in another stadium...
ok, i dont wanna hear about that judge.
while joe scarborough throws around phrases like "participate in the homosexual lifestyle",
09 September 2015
Venus + Serena
#WinFromWithinIf you want to be great, you must first believe that you can be. Gatorade #WinFromWithin
Posted by Serena Williams on Friday, September 4, 2015
did you let the williams sisters make you cry last night?
"She's my sister today. She's my sister next week. She's my sister next year." #USOpen #SerenavsVenus #ESPNTennis pic.twitter.com/HWkDuWoEah
— ESPNTennis (@ESPNTennis) September 9, 2015After Serena ended the match with a 107 mph ace, Venus hugged her at the net and whispered, "So happy for you."
"She’s the toughest player I’ve ever played in my life, and the best person I know," Serena said. "So it’s going against your best friend and at the same time for me going against the greatest competitor in women’s tennis. So it was really difficult today." (via)
08 September 2015
movin' on up!
Vols rank No. 23 in BOTH the @AP_Top25 & the @Amway Coaches Poll! http://t.co/oyxXjhmHPC #MyAll pic.twitter.com/yzRxk88QTo
— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) September 8, 2015
toot toot toot-a-loot.
06 September 2015
I'LL SEE YOU GIRLS IN CHURCH
When you arrive at church and see your other hoe friends pic.twitter.com/4ZbduCPU6o
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) September 6, 201504 September 2015
OHHH, WE WON'T ;-)
Hope y'all have a fun and safe #LaborDay! Don't do anything I wouldn't do ;)
— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) September 4, 2015are you ready for football time in tennessee?
"Rocky Top""Rocky Top"LIKE → Lee Marcus the #BeardedBanjoman for more. God bless you! (Y)
Posted by Lee Marcus on Monday, June 8, 2015
melt my heart
Tom Hardy's dog makes a pretty good date for the 'Legend' movie premiere http://t.co/7JXY5Fja5z pic.twitter.com/IBiV4f4r6L
— Mashable (@mashable) September 4, 2015nErD aLeRt!
03 September 2015
did everyone see the mr robot finale last night?
this article provides some great insight into why it looks the way it does. por ejemplo:
Fitting for a show about those occupying society’s technological substrata, Mr. Robot’s characters are often placed at the very bottom of the frame. This leaves massive amounts of headroom that suggests a great weight hanging over their heads, and echoes their isolation: When they’re talking right to each other, they seem alone. In more conventional filmmaking, conversations are cut with the characters looking at each other from opposite ends of the frame, leaving what’s known as “leading room” between their faces that helps convey the physical space they occupy. Mr. Robot inverses the norm by “shortsighting” the characters, positioning their faces at the edge of the frame closest toward the person to whom they're speaking.
“Shortsighting is unnerving,” Campbell explains. “It further accentuates how fucked-up Elliot’s world is. The idea was to convey the loneliness. That's the internal dialogue I had with myself: How do we tell that story? How do you get Elliot across?”
The effect goes a long way in selling audiences on the mounting paranoia and dissociation of the show’s main character, hacker Elliot Alderson (Malek). Without the usual pattern to help us intuit spatial relationships, these scenes create the sense that the characters don’t know where they stand in relation to one another.
countess luann is not the only musical de lesseps in town.
this is from her son, whom she does NOT want to see her having s-e-x.
My son Noel just released #CoveredInPam off the album he's been working on. Funky end of summer tune! Enjoy! 😘
https://t.co/P4YtqV46zd
— Luann de Lesseps (@CountessLuann) August 23, 2015
ctm
.@POTUS busts a move with Alaskan middle schoolers http://t.co/1DzLfhMDtk #ObamaAK #Alaska via @KristenhCNN http://t.co/v17fS9tYIi
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) September 3, 201502 September 2015
check your seats
JONES: #CheckerNeyland will return next Saturday. Go to http://t.co/cvz4moNKHE to see if you'll wear orange or white pic.twitter.com/DVJDD75tUI
— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) September 2, 2015
01 September 2015
chipotle tweeted a masturbation joke?
Eating a burrito left handed is like being fed by a stranger.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) September 1, 2015
