chipotle tweeted a masturbation joke?

Eating a burrito left handed is like being fed by a stranger.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) September 1, 2015

my exact feelings about the impending last weekend of summer

dark secret about flim

i friggin love egg mcmuffins, and now i can sneak out and eat one any time i want!!!!!!!!!!!!111

oyahm neeyeh vah. guyeeng. byeck. eeyun tha woowartawh

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may yeethah. nigh woy. stahff syahmmah!

mark your calendars!

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