NeRd aLeRt~!

MELISSA PASSED HER MATH TEST!

just like we knew she would.

cy00t!

thx mom!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!^^^^^^

.@AllisonBJanney
AKA CJ Cregg
AKA Bonnie on @MomCBS
drops by the White House press briefing. https://t.co/TK4NJ7TEyM

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 29, 2016

sliding into the weekend like

needed to share this video of baby penguins going swimming for the first time

did you know about this kendrick lamar deep cut?

it's.

adorable.

the #formation tour has begun

OK LADIES.... #FormationWorldTour pic.twitter.com/7rSj0AaopE

— Emily Blake (@emilymarieblake) April 28, 2016

Look how close I was to God #FormationWorldTour pic.twitter.com/bI2SOEO6uL

— mothaa april 27th (@DelbinKnowles) April 28, 2016

see you on june 8th, gurl.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGGGG FFFIIIIINNNNNGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

great news! the nashville predators have advanced to the second round of the stanley cup playoffs, which means extra opportunities to participate in the best cheer in all of sports!

gave me a smile

your dog just loves you! 🐶 pic.twitter.com/AqKYHKlaZy

— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) April 27, 2016

nice hat!

New #Grizz hats at the #GrizzliesDen by adidas inside @FedExForum! pic.twitter.com/HqFhmdNg2i

— Memphis Grizzlies (@memgrizz) April 27, 2016

your fortnightly boat

ALL THE BOATS. spend a few hours moving around this mesmerizing visualization of world shipping routes. Kylie, you're gonna love it. click here

ctm.

*think cool thoughts*
run cool- hit em w/ that COOL #Baywatch run...
Oh yeah, Feelin it
*think coo- AGH WTF #notcool pic.twitter.com/XrbvPhCoGC

— Zac Efron (@ZacEfron) April 26, 2016

for melissa

this hedgehog is cheering 4 u bc u can do anything pic.twitter.com/NlyZb3B4WJ

— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) April 25, 2016

been going through it

sometimes i really love the internet

People on Instagram are confusing Rachael Ray for Rachel Roy 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/UX1DnYUU2H

— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) April 24, 2016

nytimes spends 36 hours in memphis

have we ever talked about chef's table?

season two is coming. get stoned and watch season one on netflix, if you haven't already.

crying into my sandwich

Led by Jennifer Hudson, who opened with a few words about her good friend, the cast — which includes the outstanding Cynthia Erivo and Orange Is the New Black's Danielle Brooks — channeled Prince for an absolutely spellbinding cover of "Purple Rain." Listen, there are covers, and then there's what Jennifer Hudson did last night — the very definition of catching the spirit. (via)

i see you, tastee.

QUEEN

The Queen and The Duke are hosting a private lunch for the President and the First Lady at #WindsorCastle today pic.twitter.com/zompXimzfm

— BritishMonarchy (@BritishMonarchy) April 22, 2016

nap time

this will cheer you up.

. 음악이 몹시 거슬린 마느리 . . 끝난줄 알았는데 또 나오니 참기 힘들어짐 . #마늘

A video posted by 깐삐🐾예삐🐾호두🐾후추🐾생강🐾마늘 (@spicedogsss) on Apr 17, 2016 at 4:39pm PDT

this will cheer you up.

(via)

prince may or may not be dead?

BREAKING: @TMZ reporting #Prince is dead. Deputies doing death investigation #PaisleyPark. We heard call was for middle aged man. He was 57.

— Farrah Fazal (@FarrahFazal) April 21, 2016

UPDATE: she dead.

i'm sorry mr. jackson

HARRIET TUBMAN COME THROUGH!! Trendy Hamilton gets to stay on the $10 but slaveholder Andrew Jackson can go languish around in some ol hardback encyclopedias that no one buys from the Goodwill.

more information

should i be scared of #lemonade?

hillary chats with the breakfast clurb

can't wait to vote tomorrow!

this manatee is killing it.

Monday motivation

A video posted by Paper Magazine (@papermagazine) on Apr 18, 2016 at 8:41am PDT

what does it mean?

any ideas?

Me RUNNING to get back in Formation. #LEMONADE pic.twitter.com/eG0rfM3TPl

— #LEMONADE (@Beygency) April 16, 2016

happy monday

From @foster_kittens: "Winston tries the stairs for the first time." #catsofinstagram

A video posted by Cats of Instagram (@cats_of_instagram) on Apr 17, 2016 at 7:59pm PDT

im here im here

and obviously i just wanna

fridayz w/o flim

quarter-sized-kill-spot vibez.

fridayz w/o flim

yes. queen.

also: look at hillz slaying in her #tbt

"I’ve been called many things by many people. 'Quitter' is not one of them." #TBT

A photo posted by Hillary Clinton (@hillaryclinton) on Apr 14, 2016 at 3:15pm PDT

no one told me there was a cute new drake song out.

here's a story about how this girl got sampled.

that looks dangerous

gimme kiss pic.twitter.com/lSufuzgrK4

— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) April 14, 2016

oh, hello

Here’s your first look at Emma Stone and Steve Carell as Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs: https://t.co/yoruQljAiZ pic.twitter.com/cfASw55aqn

— Vulture (@vulture) April 13, 2016

trying to get to work on the morning

Made it out of the house today without any bumps or bruises? You should #RewardYourself. https://t.co/Rhj1tVQUmS pic.twitter.com/fw5un9GqTM

— Kum & Go (@kumandgo) April 13, 2016

thomas wilhelm's flight gets cancelled

reminds me of the time she missed the ferry to queens.

thunder n' lightnin'

pew pew!

it ain't easy

the NYT compiled a collection of responses from female architects about the pitfalls of working in our male-dominated industry (joel). READ IT.

another SB banger

with a little nashville cameo.

watch this #BearCam

important news for kylie

SIREN: There is an avocado store in NYC. How have I never known? pic.twitter.com/vSPDNeRNEu

— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) April 8, 2016

this does not resemble my week

The week in pictures https://t.co/2AL1D5us41 pic.twitter.com/P4w5i2qfeZ

— The New York Times (@nytimes) April 8, 2016

dis bitch.

I showed Hillary how to use the subway in New York City today. pic.twitter.com/8ZJPvMYBDe

— Michele Bachmann (@MicheleBachmann) April 8, 2016

love him.

hillary's going to show us the notes

Pulling Podesta aside after an interview, CNN’s Jake Tapper asked him to expand on what Clinton’s plans are “when it comes to Area 51, and whether or not the US government knows of aliens.”

Podesta responds without missing a beat:

"Well, what I’ve talked to the Secretary about, and what she’s said now in public, is that if she’s elected President and she gets into office, she’ll ask for as many records as the United States federal government has to be declassified. And I think that’s a commitment that she intends to keep, and that I intend to hold her to." (via)

a little something else for your friday

pat benatar / heathers / beetlejuice ?

samantha bee x terry gross

what else could you ask for on a friday morning?

this absolutely killed me

https://t.co/B3uAzPqbbX pic.twitter.com/JieFM1q5kN

— Mark (@tole_cover) April 2, 2016

RELATABLE

After a campaign stop in the Bronx Thursday, Hillary Clinton needed five swipes to successfully pass through the turnstile at the 161st Street station near Yankee Stadium, where she caught an uptown 4 train and rode it two stops to 170th Street. (via)

at least she didn't rack herself on the bar.

me too J.B.

Is it Friday yet? pic.twitter.com/uWGn3OfNPY

— Angela Lansbury News (@_AngelaLansbury) April 6, 2016

all i do is embed youtubes...BUT

ya'll, watch this

literally CTMOLWT

what's trending today?!!!1

this Lip Sync Battle from Jimmy Fallon featuring Melissa McCarthy as Pocahontas (spoiler alert).

this reminds me of my older brother, 2Pz's very own JVM.

the internet told me these ladies are "beyonce's teenage proteges"

they have my attention.

different reactions

Oh my word that was insane pic.twitter.com/YLC3q11PSF

— Aaron Mansfield (@aaroncmansfield) April 5, 2016

When #Villanova wins the #NationalChampionship at the buzzer. Nova watch party in the Pavilion pic.twitter.com/EAXMUIhirj

— Patrick Shatkus (@shatkusp) April 5, 2016

monday night karaoke

Only in Nashville on a Monday night #peytonmanning @leebrice @ShayMooney #whiskeyjam pic.twitter.com/M3YgT9bzZ8

— Danielle Davenport (@DanielleD24_) April 5, 2016

well, he's done it.

DJV has taken the big prize. did y'all see how that game ended?!

me neither but i read about it.

friday at the office like

when u in a bad place but ur keeping a positive outlook pic.twitter.com/Rs68rahbov

— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) April 1, 2016

speaking of compost...

It's spring ya'll and people are composting, literally. Have you seen this viral video circulating today? I got many out loud chuckles out of it.

ok that's funny

Based on true events. #TAYLORvsTREADMILL @applemusic @champagnepapi @future

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Apr 1, 2016 at 5:36am PDT

didn't want to like it but she got me.