since we all know animals don't have souls, they also don't have a place in god's heavenly kingdom. and yes, this rule applies to your nearest and dearest pets as well (sorry, but i don't make the rules). however, there's no need to worry about what's going to happen to fido when you're assumed into heaven during the rapture. eternal earth-bound pets is a new service that will care for your abandoned animals until they've lived a full and happy life and are then buried in a hole in the ground to rot like the soulless creatures they are. life's a bitch isn't it? ....get it!?
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