allie brosh | grizzly bear's guide to fashion

from the delightfully perverse blog that brought you the possibly-retarded puppy from earlier, here is a list of fashion do's and dont's for bears.

1: dark colors
2: vertical stripes
3: define your waist
4: avoid bulky fabrics, especially wool
5: tankinis and swim skirts are a bear's best friend
6: choose your accessories carefully

sing-a-long

DJ DEEJAY's Summerjam 2010

It's official, Mike Posner's "Cooler Than Me" is my jam this summer. Skip to 1:02 for the beginning of the song. and then try not to bounce to this.

no one else can feel it for you.

one ep left y'all. don't forget to watch, tomorrow night! word on the street is LC and whitney are gonna show up. but maybe just the after show.

smart dolphin.

this dalphin is a prisoner of the japanese (you know what they're like!), and he is doing everything he can to try to escape. just shoulda put a little bit more mmph into that jump. haven't you ever seen free whilly, dalphin?

duh.

In the latest round of the Lane Kiffin-Tennessee saga, the USC coach approached the Volunteers about meeting in the 2011 Chick-fil-A Kickoff Game.

Tennessee, the program Kiffin abruptly left for USC early this year, declined the invitation. (via)

keep up with your new boyfriends!

now that we know all their names and stuff, check out this soccer-player-celebrity-blog, kickette.

you're welx.

2Pz movie review

i watched robert altman's 1975 film entitled nashville this weekend, and i just really liked it. the only reason i watched such an ancient movie was because of that alluring title. knowing hardly anything about robert altman, it took me a while to understand if it was supposed to be funny or what, but boy, was it!



it was like a chris guest movie but more subtle, and the orignal songs were just great. they were written mostly by the cast themselves, which is really something. here's a great scene with sueleen gay, who doesn't know she can't sing, and just gets by on her sexy dance moves. her voice reminds me of kristin wiig in the baby hands sketch.

anyway, 9-ish biscuits!