17 March 2009
mfsob
The last two hours of my precious life have been wasted trying to catch a disgusting, life-ruining mouse. I set up a baricade, baited my trayup, and nothing. That sneaky effer thinks he can outsmart me, but he is dead wrong. Emphasis on dead. Let's all pray he finds my electrocution chamber inviting tonight. Will update you on life status tomorrow.
i heart bravo
According the People.com, the lovely ladies above are the new Real Housewives of New Jersey! I can't get enough of this series, and have no doubt that these Jersey ladies will bring nothing but kla$$ to your TV screen every Tuesday night.
I have so many questions. Which one is married to a mobster? Which one is gonna be the slutty drunk like Gretchen from the OC? Which one is gonna be cra crazy like Ramona from NYC or delusional like Alex and Simon from NYC? Will there be a screamer like Vicki from the OC? I could go on, but will spare you.
I have to admit, the Atlanta ladies made me cringe too much to actually make it through an entire episode. Hopefully the ladies don't disappoint!
glitter dream gum drops my heart stopped
according to this article i just read (click the headline)... rihanna is in talks to remake The Bodyguard with channing tatum in the kevin costner role.
can you imagine rihanna doing this...
nErD aLeRt!
will you look at that stupid thing?The steel framework for the south core of 1 World Trade Center has reached more than 100 feet above Vesey Street. The north pool of the National September 11 Memorial and Museum at the World Trade Center is taking visible shape. And by the end of the month, the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey expects to have placed an order for 22,000 tons of steel to build the World Trade Center Transportation Hub.
What is kismet doing?
after the dog park, but before taco bell kismet and i went to petsmart to get some toys and get his nails done.
we met this darling shih tzu in the beauty parlor. his name is casey and he was waiting for his appointment. he looks DEPRESSED.
another depressed dog was this one getting shaved by the black man. he was MISERABLE. the only time kismet appears in this post is in the reflection in the top right corner. he wiggled out of the groomers leash and she exclaimed, "well how did you you do that, youre an ex-cape artists aint ya?"
terrifying.
handsome furs - i'm confused
have you ever seen a video this scary before? me neither. i <3 the song though.
Chickens need love too
A woman from Oxfordshire has started knitting sweaters for rescued battery hens that have lost their feathers. Jane Blaine, of Eynsham, said when a friend first asked her to knit jumpers for chickens she thought it was a joke.
Ms Blaine, who has previously made coats for dogs, said: "When I saw these poor battery hens without any feathers, I thought I'd give it a try."
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Ms Blaine said measuring the chickens was problematic. "Obviously they have quite small necks and big bodies," she said. "And I had to make room for the wings. It was a bit like knitting a funnel."
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Ms Blaine said measuring the chickens was problematic. "Obviously they have quite small necks and big bodies," she said. "And I had to make room for the wings. It was a bit like knitting a funnel."
what is kismet doing?
answer: kismet is at the dog park and loving it.
we first encountered a nice lady walking up to the park who had a big black lab that just about scared kismet to death. there werent any puppies in the less than 25lb
this is one of the few close ups i was able to get. jack, the black and white doggy liked to tackle kismet. jack's daddy assured me that jack knows how to play nice with dogs as small as kizzy, and he did. they chased and rolled around for a while.
emboldened, kismet and i unleashed behind the first fence and opened the second gate into a newer happier world....
kismet's first new friend. i told her it was kismet's first time so she took him around and introduced him to all the dogs. she said they were usually bullies to the new kid, but she would make sure they played soft with him. look at his face. I DIE.
this is one of kismet's new friends. he barked right in kizzy's face and kizzy stared him down by snapping his little mouth at him about a million times per second... as if to say, come near me and i will rip your fat ass apart piece by piece. they played nice after that.
this is one of the few close ups i was able to get. jack, the black and white doggy liked to tackle kismet. jack's daddy assured me that jack knows how to play nice with dogs as small as kizzy, and he did. they chased and rolled around for a while.
leaving the dog park. kismet is wistful, and excited about going back soon! yip yip!
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
flight of the conchords is off its game for realz!
let's hope they get it together soon!
let's hope they get it together soon!
what's for lunch?????
me: question
what should i have for lunch
i have half an avocado
that could be an ingredient or a side
Gabe: ok, here's what you do
slice that cado
me: uh huh
Gabe: then
throw some eggs in a bowl and beat the shit out of them
then
slice some cheese up
me: uh huh
Gabe: cook the eggs, and when they're almost done, throw the cheese in
jelly?
(what did you guys have for lunch today? i don't know if it's been made clear, but 2Pz would like to encourage all of you to share your lunch with us, and we'll share it with the world. jicyww.)
Gabe: cook the eggs, and when they're almost done, throw the cheese in
heat up that flour tortilla
me: uh huh
Gabe: put all that on a plate with some hot sauce and pour yourself a dc with ice
me: dnd
jelly?(what did you guys have for lunch today? i don't know if it's been made clear, but 2Pz would like to encourage all of you to share your lunch with us, and we'll share it with the world. jicyww.)
gossip girl's back!
although i'll be mourning the end of the city for a few weeks, there is one silver lining on my gray television cloud, and that is the fact that gossip girl is finally back! i dont know what they think they were doing taking like a month off without telling me, but i'm just...so glad they're back.
that also means....more recaps!! this one is also from nymag. they really know what they're doing over there:
"Like a crocus poking out of the late-winter snow, last night's new episode of Gossip Girl was a welcome arrival to the cold and barren television landscape. As its petals slowly unfolded, it stirred the life that has lain dormant inside our souls since the show went on unexpected hiatus in February, and gave us a glimpse of colorful spring ahead. And how colorful it was! Last night's plot — the Constance Billard/St. Jude performance of The Age of Innocence — required everyone be dressed in ridiculous costumes (everyone except Jenny, Chuck, and Vanessa, who were not in the play, but who, let's face it, always wear ridiculous costumes). Blair was tragic and noble in black, while Serena was luminous in white, her creamy breasts nestled like eggs in the feathered Easter basket of her dress. Nelly Yuki was forced to wear a fat suit to play Mrs. Manson Mingott, and when Blair spat at her, "My problem is a two-faced, four-eyed devious little snipe in a fat suit!" it was like the first balmy spring breeze blew across our faces."
yessssssssssss.
that also means....more recaps!! this one is also from nymag. they really know what they're doing over there:
"Like a crocus poking out of the late-winter snow, last night's new episode of Gossip Girl was a welcome arrival to the cold and barren television landscape. As its petals slowly unfolded, it stirred the life that has lain dormant inside our souls since the show went on unexpected hiatus in February, and gave us a glimpse of colorful spring ahead. And how colorful it was! Last night's plot — the Constance Billard/St. Jude performance of The Age of Innocence — required everyone be dressed in ridiculous costumes (everyone except Jenny, Chuck, and Vanessa, who were not in the play, but who, let's face it, always wear ridiculous costumes). Blair was tragic and noble in black, while Serena was luminous in white, her creamy breasts nestled like eggs in the feathered Easter basket of her dress. Nelly Yuki was forced to wear a fat suit to play Mrs. Manson Mingott, and when Blair spat at her, "My problem is a two-faced, four-eyed devious little snipe in a fat suit!" it was like the first balmy spring breeze blew across our faces."
yessssssssssss.
the best part of my tuesday.
well, it's over. the first season of the city is over. and boy, was it a DoOzY!! as always, nymag says it best:
"Lesson 5: Deciding if you should take back the boy who ditched you for a tour.
Do: Realize that rat face maybe wasn’t as amazing as you initially thought. He lied, and then he up and left. Apart from all of that, his band totally sucks. Nothing worse than having to cringe your way through a boyfriend’s live set. When Jay showed up outside the DVF party in his “good suit,” he totally had that look on his face, that arrogant smile assuming that she would run into his arms sobbing gratefully. We loved, loved, loved watching that smile fade to worry as he realized that he’d hurt Whit for the last time. Then he turned on the waterworks! Oh please! We will say that when he told her he was in love with her, it seemed genuine.
Don’t: Feel the need to say it back. And she doesn’t. This was one of Whitney’s strongest moments of the entire season. She tells Jay she was falling in love with him till he up and left her for life on the road. “I lost myself in us!” she says sadly. But then she says something we were totally not expecting “I need to be on my own.” Lets not forget Whitney was in a long-term relationship throughout The Hills and fell in with Jay the second she moved to New York, so she seemed like a very typical serial monogamist. Looks like DVF’s work rang true after all.
You know what was awesome? The last scene. After hearing that Olivia's going to London to work with the team there, and then rebuffing Jay’s crawl-back, Whitney simply returns to the party. That. Was. Amazing. In our life, we’d have been so done with the drama we’d have resigned ourselves to a cab and gone home. But Whitney rose like a phoenix from the ashes, dusted herself off, and went right back to work. Season two is already looking twice as good as this one."
hurry up season 2!!!
"Lesson 5: Deciding if you should take back the boy who ditched you for a tour.
Do: Realize that rat face maybe wasn’t as amazing as you initially thought. He lied, and then he up and left. Apart from all of that, his band totally sucks. Nothing worse than having to cringe your way through a boyfriend’s live set. When Jay showed up outside the DVF party in his “good suit,” he totally had that look on his face, that arrogant smile assuming that she would run into his arms sobbing gratefully. We loved, loved, loved watching that smile fade to worry as he realized that he’d hurt Whit for the last time. Then he turned on the waterworks! Oh please! We will say that when he told her he was in love with her, it seemed genuine.
Don’t: Feel the need to say it back. And she doesn’t. This was one of Whitney’s strongest moments of the entire season. She tells Jay she was falling in love with him till he up and left her for life on the road. “I lost myself in us!” she says sadly. But then she says something we were totally not expecting “I need to be on my own.” Lets not forget Whitney was in a long-term relationship throughout The Hills and fell in with Jay the second she moved to New York, so she seemed like a very typical serial monogamist. Looks like DVF’s work rang true after all.
You know what was awesome? The last scene. After hearing that Olivia's going to London to work with the team there, and then rebuffing Jay’s crawl-back, Whitney simply returns to the party. That. Was. Amazing. In our life, we’d have been so done with the drama we’d have resigned ourselves to a cab and gone home. But Whitney rose like a phoenix from the ashes, dusted herself off, and went right back to work. Season two is already looking twice as good as this one."
hurry up season 2!!!
do you love michelle obama?
well youre breathing arent you?
that means you probably do.
New York Magazine is all about MObama right now.
Click HERE for several really concise and interesting articles on the subject.
~!*mYsTeRy BiRtHdAy*!~
happy birthday to the bald guy in the video... just click the headline to find out who.
What is kismet doing?
see that bone.... its all he can think about since last night. so thats what kismet is doing, thinking about that bone. you can see it in that sidelong glance. he is saying, "touch my bone i destroy your pretty face."in other kismet news, guess who is going to the dog park for the first time today?
happy st patty's day!!
In the past, Saint Patrick's Day was celebrated as a religious holiday. It became a public holiday in 1903, by the Money Bank. (Ireland) Act 1903, an Act of the United Kingdom Parliament introduced by the Irish MP James O'Mara.[14] O'Mara later introduced the law which required that pubs be closed on 17 March, a provision which was repealed only in the 1970s. The first St. Patrick's Day parade held in the Irish Free State was held in Dublin in 1931 and was reviewed by the then Minister of Defence Desmond Fitzgerald. Although secular celebrations now exist, the holiday remains a religious observance in Ireland, for both the Church of Ireland and Roman Catholic Church. (read more here!)
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