baby, baby

amy grant, of course


UPDATE: omg. kylie has posted this song before. 2PzNaPpod, am i right? just enjoy it all over again.

make one of these, take a picture, and send it to me

ill put it on the blog.

russian bobsled

i like the seal on the top, but the swizzly "russia" on the sides is dumb. also, isnt it weird that they wouldn't use their own alphabet on their sled?

no more hummers

the vehicle... what did you think i was talking about?

RIP, this lady

dawn brancheau was dragged under and thrashed around following the popular "Dine with Shamu" show.

thats right, dine with shamu.

its tragic.

UPDATE: this is the second person killed by this KILLER whale

is it weird that this pixie reminds me of melissa?

oh, by the way... she is coming to memphis tomorrow!

terry richardson's take on pauly d

this is my favorite of the pics that djv told us about earlier.

kellan lutz loves puppies

to drink their blood! kismet supports rescue dogs too.

where do i go?

today i want to buy the Joanna Newsom album that came out yesterday, but i can't think of a single store that will carry it. i dont want to go to walmart.

no, it's not nothing, it's SOMETHING!

for 6 dollars my whole life could've changed.

potentially NSFW

last night i brought you the pajama jeans. this afternoon, i'm bringing you another harbinger of the end of times; vajazzling. have you ever stared down at your freshly waxed, pre-pubescent looking vagina (looking at you starla) and thought, this is missing something...sparkly! well fret no more. now you can walk your tacky ass over to one of completely bare spa's many locations in NYC and have some swarovski crystal rhinestones adhered to your pubic area, 'cause why not?! (there are infinite reasons why not).

thanks emily!

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road rage

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senator mc cain dead at age 1,000,000

j/k

i have 78 gmail invitations left.

what should i do with them?

terry richardson is awesome.

from his blog. you should check it out.

bread baby

two sundays ago family guy ran an episode featuring a character with down syndrome, named ellen, who was voiced by andrea fay friedman, an actress who actually has down syndrome. jicydak, during the episode, ellen states that she's the daughter of the former governor of alaska, which is an obvious joke on sarah palin who's youngest son, trig, also has d synd.

well, you can imagine that ol' bitch palin got her knickers in a wad. the following monday, she referred to the episode as a "disappointment." her deviant slut of a daughter, who can't keep her fucking legs shut long enough to marry white trash before she makes a baby with it, referred to the show's writers as "heartless jerks".

later that week, andrea responded with her own statement, and boy is it good:

"I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor. I thought the line "I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska" was very funny. I think the word is "sarcasm".

In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes."

A-BURN!

i'm really, really, sorry starla...

...but in a recent details magazine interview, rob pattinson said the following in regard to all the half-naked and totes naked models around him:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina...I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

not exactly what you would expect from a heterosexual heart-throb. i'm just going to come out and say it, kristen stewart is a beard.

i'm really, really sorry, starla...

After arriving separately and sitting apart from each other at Sunday's BAFTA awards, Robert Pattinson finally admitted that he and Kristen Stewart are a couple, and that all of their secretive antics are just to avoid crazed press and fans. "It is extremely difficult but we are here together, yes … We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible. We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy."

Kellan Lutz, meanwhile, is promoting pet adoption for PETA, recounting the poignant story of how he met his rescue dog, Kola. "I touched her toe and said, 'Hey, what's your name?' … She spoke to me."(via)

and ZOMG that picture is from a scene for eclipse!!!

i want that.

The poster was initially produced by the Ministry of Information in 1939 during the beginning of World War II, and was intended as a "last case scenario" to be used only should the Nazis succeed in invading Britain via Operation Sealion, in order to stiffen resolve. Two-and-a-half million copies were printed, although the poster was distributed only in limited numbers. The designer of the poster is not known. (wiki)

they need it to stay warm!

Every Russian leader, it seems, finds a new way to try to confront the country's addiction to alcohol. Now, it's current President Dmitry Medvedev's turn.

His approach: declaring war on cheap vodka. As of the first of the year, vendors had to begin charging at least 89 rubles — or about $3 — for a half-liter of Russia's favorite drink. Last year, a thirsty Russian could have plunked down just $1.70 for one.

The Russian vodka tradition goes back centuries. The word "vodka" may even come from the Russian word for its main ingredient, water, says Nikolai Kamaletdinov, a guide at the museum attached to the Cristall vodka distillery in Moscow.

The problem is that sometimes Russians drink the liquor like it's water. They are convinced it helps them survive Russia's bitter cold. It is their national drink, in the way other countries have embraced wine or beer. But vodka is a much stronger drink — a problem for Russian leaders who have been trying for years to reduce consumption. (via)

More Vol Basketball News

Did you know that Bruce Pearl's son, Steven played UT basketball? He also lead the Americans to consecutive gold medals at the Maccabi games in Israel. He doesn't get a lot of playing time but I did find this picture of him playing solid defense.












No word on whether Steven will pursue a rap career like his father should.

Vols lose to Florida

The Vols went down to Gainsville to play the unranked, jort-wearing Gators. Those prehistoric jerks put a hurting on the struggling Volunteers, who might be watching their March hopes go down the tuuuuuuuubbbbbbes




Somehow, this is Tim Tebow's fault.

i was blogging while you were sleeping.

have you ever thought about polka lady gaga

thats dutch

from

i didn't know this was a thing

2010, the one in which i learn to cross stitch

i just dont think falcor should have people teeth

hey melissa, remember?

if you grew up in the south, and went to church like a good boy (not one of those catholic churches with loose morals), then you know what is going on in the video up above. that is shoulder pads, hair spray, ribbon, sign language, and high notes all being manipulated for the glory of G-d. woof.

have you picked a favorite jonas?

mine is the one with the puffy hair and diabetes. who is yours?

you don't have to choose, i was just wondering...

just have to say

joannie rochette and her teary family friend in the audience might be the most special moment in the olympics so far.