what did thomas wilhelm do this weekend?

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he went to fire island just sayin.

thx liz!

i wanna see your peacock.

cock. cock.

your peacock.




cock.

HOLY OMF

jo calderone "too cool to care"

remember when we told you about the gaga alter-ego jo calderone? that seems like a long time ago, but here is the cover that was shot for vogue hommes japan.

somebody help

ever since i got hacked on twitter and tried to tell people that there were free ipads all over the internet, this thing keeps popping up every now and then. is this happening because i changed my password, or is this another trick to steal my identity and give all my friends ipads?

jake looks like bigfoot

robyn :: hyperballad

robyn covers bjork at some sort of tribute award presentation. there is also a free download available.

disco korea

this is the first time it has ever seemed like fun to visit north korea.

things i want

nike kicks.

via.

you'll never guess where the cat ends up

via

roger federer trick

tennis celebs dont believe its true. what do you think?

FOOTVOL!

HFS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

what did joel do this weekend?

gawker has a collection of the drunkest people on the internet.

looking good, par.

 

paris got arrested over the weekend, when police found cocaine on her after stopping the car her boyfriend was drunk-driving because there was pot smoke billowing out of the windahs. this is her mugshot. 11 biscuits!

gd it.

A fire at the future site of a mosque in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, is under investigation but "you can reasonably make the assumption" that it was arson, an FBI spokesman told CNN Sunday.

"The evidence is being analyzed to see what the origin of the fire was," Keith Moses, an assistant special agent with the FBI in Nashville, told CNN Sunday. "We have to follow the facts."

The fire, which struck early Saturday morning at the future site of the Islamic Center of Murfreesboro, is under investigation by the FBI, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives and the Rutherford County Sheriff's Office.

The fire consumed an earth mover and damaged three other vehicles, according to Camie Ayash, a spokesperson for the mosque. Ayash said that the Mufreesboro Fire Department told her that the vehicles had been doused with an accelerant. (via)

cute.

jicydak, steppin' out magazine is new jersey's premiere free, sidewalk-dispenser publication, which features about 1% celebrity-related content, and 99% adspace for new jersey nightclurbs. (via)

makes sense.

click here to hear the new kanye west / bon iver collabo.

and over here is a new snuffles song.

oh, the emmys were last night?

i had no idea. i guess mad men and modern family won everything. good job, guys.

happy us open everyone!

5 days!!!!!!

originally published in 2009, but ima do a bit of fine-tuning to keep us current.

gosh, i know! i have been slacking big-time on the UT-football-greatness list. to make it up to all of you, and to get us all back on schedule, ima do a 4sie 3sietoday. here we go!


10. the pride of the southland marching band
9. smokey
8. rocky top

7. the color orange!!

this should come as no surprise to anyone who knows me. orange is my favorite color. just ask anything i own. like my bike.

pantone 151c = where it's at.

6. eric berry!! gerald jones!!

now that eric berry is all grown up and playing in the NFL, and modesty hardesty, too...it's time for me to pick my new favorite player. now, i don't know that much about our current team. i wanted nothing more than for bryce brown bearz to step up and be my next favorite. but he ruined everything.

regardless, i'm delighted to announce that this year, i'm so excited to see gerald jones on the field. some reasons i love him: he's ceeyute, he likes to sing, he likes to dance, he has the same birthday as ktv, and he embearasses georgia regularly.

just sayin'... be sure to keep your peepers on number 14 4. he's a show-stopper!

5. trash talking

ugh. georgia is the worst. their colors are red and black, which are ugly and boring. and they can never beat tennessee. it's like, if you put adult clothes on a bunch of toddlers and sent them out onto a football field...THAT's what it's like when georgia plays.

don't even get me started on florida. they repeatedly have poor wardrobe choices, they think their quarterback is so great, and their stadium is totes UgLy!

and auburn. second-rate at just about everything. guh-ross! their mascot is "tigers" but they yell "war eagle" like it makes any sense at all. that is 1) not an acceptible greeting, 2) not your mascot, and 3) not even an animal. more like "butt eagle".

and the same goes for the rest of you.

to be fair, the SEC is the greatest conference in all of college football, and i'd rather see all of these teams win than anyone in the big 10, especially the mf-ing nittany kitty katz. me-ouch!