new wes anderson

the fantastic mr. fox

best 2 minutes of your life

this one goes out to g.animalz. a welcome home present!

she's back

"dont be tardy to the party"

"low budget bitches"

"lashes poppin', lips bustin', i wanna look awake even though i be drinkin'"

a whole new season of real housewives of atlanta starts tonight. in 30 min.

joelz speekerz

thanks for reminding me kiki

jesus was listening!

natalie imbruglia has announced a new album to be released this fall, featuring 3 songs that coldplay helped write.

yessssssssss!

daily ri ri

rihanna stepped out wearing a shear blouse with nipple pasties. nymag accused her of copying lady gaga... but clearly ms. gaga is wearing electrical tape and rihanna is wearing glitter stars, sooooo.

what a pretty pretty princess.

tales from the south : nashville!

so....YESterday, i went up to nashville to meet some more friends for happy hour / mexi-dinner!

clockwise from me : christina, jeff, julie, beeun, and melissa (joel's sis, jicydak).

it was such a delight to see everyone. beeun and i had our usual las palmas grande beer race, and he beat me, but only because he was in a big nerdy hurry to go see harry potter. and melissa drank an entire pitcher of margaritas all by herself.

after beeun got out of his dumb movie, he, katie, and i went to a neighborhood bar, fooBAR.

they had this game, which they called shuffleboard. it's like that old people game, but played on a table with your hands. it was really fun, even though i never won. not even once.

this happened. i'm not sure...what that was...

we stopped for a delicious fourth meal on the way home. i got this sweet arm-band in my kid's meal, and i gave it to beeun for being so hospitable, and also because it reminded me of how he dressed back in college.

thanks to all the yallstars for hanging out! it was fuuuunnnnnn!

what's for lunch?????

this quaint little east nashville establishment called "i dream of weenie"!

katie took me! they have hot dogs and diet cokes!

jelly?

beyonce circa 2003

what if tim teabag twittered?

espn projects what that might look like.

omg, remember that dreamboat, chris leak?

thx joey.

omg, did you hear?!

twilight star rachelle lefevre, who plays victoria in the first 2 movies, has been replaced! she agreed to be in another movie that shoots for 10 days during eclipse's 3 month shooting schedule, and summit has decided not to accomodate her.


they would rather re-cast her as stoopid bryce howard and ruin everyone's lives.

too b, rachelle. this was your big break. i hope you have fun with dustin hoffman and that this isn't the end of your career. (and,actually, i think bryce will make a pretty awesome vampire. i just don't like change.)

Isabella Rossellini on Animal Reproduction

snuggie for dogs

gawker

elderly vs. children

i wonder if lorraine's grandma is sweating as if in a sauna? im going to go king solomon on their asses and give everyone a piece of the air conditioner.

dear god

ugh. i put my AC up on craigslist and got about a million responses. i talked to the first guy who responded and he said he would pick it up tomorrow (which is perfect for me because i might be sleeping here tonight).

i tried to be courteous by responding to all the emails letting them know that i already made arrangements to sell the AC, and some people just won't take a hint. Lorraine really needs it for her grandma. I don't need this pressure, I have movers coming between 1pm and 5pm. yikes.