some morning grumbling.

2 things:

first thing: snow.

hey. snow. you better melt today. i'm real tired of having to step on you all day long. my irrational fear of black ice is making my walks miserable. it's supposed to be 40-ish today. you better not be here tomorrow, ok? or else.

second thing: vitamin water.

does it really have special powers? i have a hangover, and i want to feel normal again. i don't know why, but i felt like vitamin water might be the right move this morning. i spent a little bit too much time than anyone probably should reading through the various nonsensical labels, and settled on 'energy'.

when i placed it on the counter at hudson news, the lady looked right into my eyes and said 'it's going to be $3.26.", and i immediately began to question my values. in my compromised state, i couldn't stop myself from saying 'really?!!?' and giving her a confused, bitter look. then, of course, i paid her. everything she asked.  

i drank it and i'm feeling a tiny little bit better. or am i? i hate this.