Met Gala fashion recap

i know you dont care what i think, but im going to tell you my hits and misses for the Met Gala from monday night.
before i do that, im going to tell you with what criteria i made my selections.
1) did you pick the right dress for your age, body, and occasion?
2) is your makeup fixed up right?
3) did you wear the dress, or did the dress wear you

see the nymag slideshow here.

UPDATE: my recaps were posted at 1:30AM, this was posted at 9:30AM. how NSYNC are we.