allie brosh | grizzly bear's guide to fashion

from the delightfully perverse blog that brought you the possibly-retarded puppy from earlier, here is a list of fashion do's and dont's for bears.

1: dark colors
2: vertical stripes
3: define your waist
4: avoid bulky fabrics, especially wool
5: tankinis and swim skirts are a bear's best friend
6: choose your accessories carefully