you've probably heard by now...

...that the rapture is kicking off this weekend. on saturday, there is going to be a huge earthquake, and g-d is going to pick all of his favorites out and bring them up to heaven, leaving the rest of us sinners down here to party our tails off until october, when the world will end and we'll head on down to you-know-where.

i just happen to be flying on rapture-day, and as thomas wilhelm pointed out, it's probably going to end up a lot like stephen king's tv mini-series the langoliers.