Hey, that's me!

friend of toops, A-ron, just finished illustrating a how-to for bullying strangers at sporting events and they put yours truly on the cover! you can buy your own copies (5 or 6) here.

kylie would you buy these?

i think you would buy these.

buy it for me!!!!!!!!

Cabbage patch doll signed by Amy Schumer

Visit to the Broad City set

Duck phone signed by JWoww and Sammi Sweetheart (why the f is Snooki not on this?)

PubLIZity sippy cup

all proceeds go to a very important charity. but seriously, i want all of them.