congrats condi

Condoleezza Rice and some stupid white woman have become the first ladies ever invited to join August National Golf Club, site of the Masters golf tournament. I have always admired Condi and I think she is one of the fiercest of fierce bitches, and kudos to Augusta for untightening their buttholes just a little. Keep in mind that this is the same place that only let in their first black member in 1990. Clearly you couldn't find a woman more comfortable in the company of obnoxious old white men. nytimes. thx for the tip Dr. Holly

thomas wilhelm wanted me to share this with you

and i am more than happy to oblige. this is a video of honey boo boo child zac efron on the red carpet handing the contents of his pocket to some nameless nobody escorting him down the orange carpet at the lorax premiere. THEN A CONDOM FALLS OUT. vapors, ive got vapors.

hey condi, where did you go?

i was watching oprah about the two wes moores, and condoleezza rice was mentioned. that got me thinking about how i had such a crush on her when she was secretary of state and i wondered where she ended up.

turns out that she is the Thomas and Barbara Stephenson Senior Fellow on Public Policy at the Hoover Institution and professor of political science at Stanford University. you go gurl.

fourth-grader gives condi the business

The questions had been developed beforehand by students with their teachers and had not been screened by Rice. At first, they were innocuous: What was it like growing up in segregated Birmingham, Ala.? What skill did she want to be best known for?

Then Misha Lerner, a student from Bethesda, asked: What did Rice think about the things President Obama's administration was saying about the methods the Bush administration had used to get information from detainees? (washpost)