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i just got around to reading greg smith's new york times op-ed piece, in which he outlines all the ways goldman sachs has transformed into a corrupt corporation, intent on profit-making above clients' interests. wanna see?

These days, the most common question I get from junior analysts about derivatives is, “How much money did we make off the client?” It bothers me every time I hear it, because it is a clear reflection of what they are observing from their leaders about the way they should behave. Now project 10 years into the future: You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that the junior analyst sitting quietly in the corner of the room hearing about “muppets,” “ripping eyeballs out” and “getting paid” doesn’t exactly turn into a model citizen.
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I hope this can be a wake-up call to the board of directors. Make the client the focal point of your business again. Without clients you will not make money. In fact, you will not exist. Weed out the morally bankrupt people, no matter how much money they make for the firm. And get the culture right again, so people want to work here for the right reasons. People who care only about making money will not sustain this firm — or the trust of its clients — for very much longer. (via)

it is being reported today that goldman sachs' market value is down 2.15 billion dollhairs.

squidding is the new tebowing.

today #OWS is "squidding" goldman sachs. it's unclear exactly how this is manifesting itself but it's based on this 2010 matt taibbi quote.

it seems they have made several big squid puppets. they're also promising a dramatic conclusion. i can't wait.

some of their grievances against goldman sachs are wrapped up in their west coast action today to shut down the ports. they have reportedly successfully caused the closing of the ports of portland, oakland, and long beach.