UPDATE: Tennessee Treasures

Memphis, TN - A kind reader (my sister) alerted me to another reason why you never have to leave Tennessee, the World Overcomers Outreach Ministries Church Lady of Liberation! You won't find a back room in our video store, that filth is better left to the sin cities. AKA New York City! If you love g-d, but you hate queers, women's reproductive rights, and religions other than your own, then Memphis has the statue for you. Lady of Liberation stands in at 72 feet tall, holds aloft a gold cross instead of a torch of enlightenment, and carries the Ten Commandments. Also, a single tear has been shed from her eye. She is probably crying because bitch that gold cross is heavy and it is HOT outside! Someone get that gurl a sno cone! She is at the corner of Winchester and Kirby if you want to take a look. thx melissa!

in incredible nickname news:

This is Patriots RB
BenJarvus Green-Ellis.

His nickname is:

The Law Firm!




Look at him leaving that NY Football Shrimp in the dussssst.

y'all ready for the super joel?

 Look at my new hat, it's corduroy! Go Pats!

It came in one of these flat rate envelopes. Isn't that weird?

is that your baby?

we spotted this adorable interception while patronizing brother jimmy's on sunday. he's never letting that ball go.

 

gator fans might wear jorts...

...but tom brady wears uggs. #nflplayersthatlooklikelesbians