your mother's butt.

did y'all notice how blessed we were to have TWO new episodes of parks and rec last night? in my favorite of the two, they all got wasted on tom haverford's new kahlua-like beverage called snakejuice.

here's a gif:

i don't mean to beat a dead goat in the mouth, but...

...i just read this funny chat with amy poehler and aziz ansari in nymag. it's super-cute. it's about that funny list of funny food names that tom haverford recited on last week's parks and rec (which nobody watches even though its in the top 2 funniest shows on tv).

jess sent me this website a couple of days ago, where you can get more.

and they mentioned this in the article. someone made ron swanson's idea of a turkey leg inside of a grilled hamburger patty. "put ketchup on it if you want. i couldn't care less."