omg omg omg

i told you was watching gimme shelter...

well i never expected this, but guess who just graced the screen and my ears with a song.

tina motherfucking turner! she and some guy (ike) opened for the stones at madison square garden, prompting mick jagger to note, "it's nice to have a chick occasionally."

another movie review!

inglourious basterds: 0 biscuits ;(

wow, was that terrible! while i don't care to comment to much further, here are just a few things:

i've said it before, and i'll say it again. nothing gobbles my goop faster than a poorly executed southern accent. so brad, next time you have to do one, maybe you should pay more attention. we dont talk that way. why wasn't uma thurman in this? whomever played the jew-hunter was very good. and i liked the idea of the bear jew. but i guess even he was disappointing. although, i will be referring to joel by that title from now on.

i don't know. i just didn't like it. it wasn't very exciting or interesting. the end.

crazy pony

today i am watching gimme shelter.

daily ri ri

do you wonder who rihanna is canoodling with here in mexico yesterday?

his name is matt kemp, and he plays baseball for the LA Dodgers.

story of my life

lady gaga barbie doll

have you seen these? nymag told me about them.

marilyn monroe took the words out of my mouth

what a doll

Jake Gyllenhaal takes a plane trip

that is all.

daily ri ri

rihanna takes the stage on new years.

likes this.

remember?

hole!

you're welcome

onesie monday!

nErD aLeRt!

guess what opened today...

the burj dubai!!

thx SOM! it looks great. i mean terrible.

weekend movie round-up

if i told you that i saw two movies this weekend, tom ford's a single man, and high-school horror flick jennifer's body starring megan fox, you'd probably make some pretty quick assumptions about which one was better.

here are the surprising results:



a single man: 7 or 8 biscuits
this movie was adapted, directed and produced by joel's favorite fashion designer, tom ford, and it shows. the film was pretty spectacular visually. buttloads of modern 60's americana. (as one astute movie-goer was overheard saying outside the theater: "i just loooooved all the mod furniture!") unfortunately, the dialogue was often poorly written and awkardly delivered. overall, i was content to watch the pretty things on screen, but in the future, it'd be better if tom left screenplay-writing to the professionals.



jennifer's body: 11 biscuits!!!!!!
it's just really good. diablo cody wrote it. somehow, megan fox was likable in it. i lol'd like a millz times and wanted to watch it again before it was even over. it's on ondemand right now, jicyw2w.

(i also watched the hangover for the second time. you're gonna wanna go ahead and watch that if somehow you've made it this far without doing so.)

bonus links:
a nytimes article about the selection of tom ford's official typeface, gotham (as seen in a single man's credits), for the cornerstone of the new world trade center.

what the what?