this is exactly the kind of golf cart that gives me the giggles

happening right now.

two windowwashers are dangling off the side of 1WTC. one of their wires broke.

these photos are pretty dramatic. here's a live feed.

you guys we can land spaceships on comets now.

TOUCHDOWN for @Philae2014! #CometLanding pic.twitter.com/ZMBeB8ng3h
— ESA Rosetta Mission (@ESA_Rosetta) November 12, 2014

i saw the video feed of this on my taxicab tv last night and i was all "huuuuuuhh????"

the voice report

it's the first week of "live playoffs". right now, every coach has 8 members. monday night, team adam and team blake all sang, and last night it was team gwen and team pharell. this is the first week america gets to vote (i did.), and tonight they announce 2 winners from each team. then each coach picks two more, leaving each team with 4. now you know everything.

so i'll tell you my favorite from each team, and tonight we'll see if i have what it takes to become america's next top voice-winner predictor.


team adam's best was...damien.


team blake's best was...james david.


team gwen's best was...anita!


and team pharell's best OF COURSE IT WAS ELYJUH OMG #TEAMELYJUH!!

honorable mentions to hat taylor and girl taylor.

watch this over and over until the sun comes back out

Cannot stop laughing at this dog dressed like a teddy bear. https://t.co/dFyp9vpFEt

— Chris Vernon (@ChrisVernonShow) November 12, 2014

2pz fave Marlo Thomas is getting the nations highest civilian honor, the Presidential Medal of Freedom

The White House on Monday announced the names of 19 recipients getting the award, which is the nation’s highest civilian honor presented to “individuals who have made especially meritorious contributions to the security or national interests of the United States, to world peace, or to cultural or other significant public or private endeavors.”

The awards will be presented during a ceremony at the White House Nov. 24.

From a White House biography of Thomas: She’s “an award-winning actress, producer, best-selling author and social activist. Whether championing equality for girls and women, giving voice to the less fortunate, breaking barriers by portraying one of television’s first single working women on 'That Girl,' or teaching children to be 'Free to Be You and Me,' Thomas inspires us all to dream bigger and reach higher.”

via

other award winners this year include some nobodies named Meryl Streep, Stevie Wonder, Tom Brokaw, etc. etc.

MU$☝☾ M☝NUT€ W/ M$D∆NG€L$ - Run The Jewels - CLOSE YOUR EYES (AND COUNT TO F**K)

kinda into this whole album by Run The Jewels

well this finally happened.

'sgo vols!

this makes me so so so happy.

fave parts:

1) abbi smashing the mirror with a kettlebell.

2) ilana screaming at her grandma's shiva.

3) abbi screaming at a kitty cat intruder.

what are your fave parts?

pharell debuted a new gwen stefani song about feminism

he played it off of his cell phone! i think it sounds awesome.

i wonder if they'll perform it tonight on the voice.

lololol

watch in the background as #17 thinks he is getting his chance to play.

my job sucks today

and then i saw this

and now it sucks that much more...#iwanttogivepandasmedicine

these are called dirds.

you're going to want to see all of them.

thx carly!

new otter pup alert!

at the shedd aquarium! there are several more pictures here.

 thx bun bun!

UPDATE! there's a video:


(and a cutest momemts ranking)

HFS.

i can't even believe this.