YAS PRESIDENT TRASHCAN

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Yellowstone wolves for President!

michelle obama i feel you gurl

George W. Bush sways to the Battle Hymn of the Republic https://t.co/7MwaH5HyoN

— POLITICO (@politico) July 12, 2016

sign hillary's birthday card and "maker her day"

Today is Hillary's birthday! Sign her card–it will make her day: https://t.co/1M7kkxbKLw pic.twitter.com/RF7okkxPnk

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 26, 2015

take a few moments to watch this nightmare unfold.

here's what each of the GOP debate participants said when asked what woman should appear on the $10 bill. (hint: not one said whitney houston...)

Rand Paul: Susan B. Anthony

Mike Huckabee: “MY WIFE”

Marco Rubio: Rosa Parks

Ted Cruz: Rosa Parks (with Hamilton on the $10 and Jackson on the $20 bill replaced instead)

Ben Carson: “MY MOM”

Donald Trump: “MY DAUGHTER—OR ROSA PARKS”

Jeb Bush: Margaret Thatcher

Scott Walker: Clara Barton

Carly Fiorina: N/A YOU IDIOTS

John Kasich: Mother Teresa

Chris Christie: Abigail Adams

pitch perfect

Here's an exclusive peek at #Veep Season 4. Looks like the wheels are falling off the bus. Big time.

A video posted by Julia Louis-Dreyfus (@officialjld) on Jan 16, 2015 at 7:58am PST

2pz fave Marlo Thomas is getting the nations highest civilian honor, the Presidential Medal of Freedom

The White House on Monday announced the names of 19 recipients getting the award, which is the nation’s highest civilian honor presented to “individuals who have made especially meritorious contributions to the security or national interests of the United States, to world peace, or to cultural or other significant public or private endeavors.”

The awards will be presented during a ceremony at the White House Nov. 24.

From a White House biography of Thomas: She’s “an award-winning actress, producer, best-selling author and social activist. Whether championing equality for girls and women, giving voice to the less fortunate, breaking barriers by portraying one of television’s first single working women on 'That Girl,' or teaching children to be 'Free to Be You and Me,' Thomas inspires us all to dream bigger and reach higher.”

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other award winners this year include some nobodies named Meryl Streep, Stevie Wonder, Tom Brokaw, etc. etc.

HBD Teddy Bear

Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th President of the United States, was born on this day in 1858: http://t.co/XhwFyVo3gH http://t.co/vcOMlOy7Cd

— AMNH (@AMNH) October 27, 2014

the queen

Queen Elizabeth II turns 88 today — during her life, she's met 12 U.S. presidents http://t.co/bprKIJSrpV | AP Photo pic.twitter.com/mNGqJf8ehc

— POLITICO (@politico) April 21, 2014

are you #teamcaramel or #teampopcorn

This is the White House version of the Hunger Games. President Obama will only pardon one turkey.

#TeamPopcorn or #TeamCaramel? Learn more & cast your ballot for this year’s National Thanksgiving Turkey: http://t.co/4XK5ybSWCj #TheGobble

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) November 26, 2013

VOTE

five living presidents

i see you

there's no crying at the white house easter egg hunt

bo obama will lick the tears from your cheeks and the president of the united states will give you a hug and a pep talk.

STATE OF THE UNION

in case ya missed it, all barack obama said last night was that he was turning over all presidential duties to banana joe, the affonpinscher (aka fancy jacky).

cheese?

the sweetest best most cutest president ever?

memes

a lady president for South Korea

Park Geun-Hye has won the election to be the nation's first lady president. She is a member of the conservative party, and her father was former President (slash dictator) Park Chung-hee who was assassinated in 1979. Read the CNN report, it sounds like an interesting election.

tagg romney wants to beat up our president.

During an interview with North Carolina radio host Bill LuMaye, Tagg Romney said that hearing the president call his father a liar made him want to "jump out of [his] seat and ... rush down to the debate stage and take a swing at him."

He continued: "But you know you can't do that because, well first because there's a lot of Secret Service between you and him, but also because this is the nature of the process, they're going to do everything they can do to try to make my dad into someone he's not. We signed up for it. We've gotta kinda sit there and take our punches and then send them right back the other way." (via)

grow up, tagg.

some early afternoon propaganda for you

justice for the unborn

According to the about us page for the Harris gals, the oldest sister is 20; pretty sure they weren't even "unborn" when the US "had" Ronald Reagan.  I guess they learned about his unsurpassed greatness while being home schooled.  The gals openly brag about having never bought a magazine, and being spared from the corruption of cable TV (they actually say they don't subscribe to cable TV because their parent's don't want to "raise hoodlums").

My favorite part is 0:38 where the gal in blue really lets her hair down for ol' Rick.  ZaNy!!!

your once and future president

new campaign ad. im ready to vote now, are you?

Well, Mr. President... I..

I don't know what to say! I'll have to check my schedule...