me and john playing real housewives on gchat.

john: brb

me: ugh

WELL I WONT

I WONT BE BACK

goodBYE

me: told you i'd never be back!!!!!!!!

john: why do you do this to me?

me: what

what did i do

to you

john: all i need is an explanation

me: for what

john: is that really so much to ask?

me: what am i explaining?

john: um...why don't you tell me?

me: um

let me just explain something

i want to make this perfectly clear

we are not friends

we will never be friends

john: oh really

me: i do not accept your antics

you're not charming

you're embearassing yourself

im up here

and youre down here

got it?

john: oh really

your attitude...is for kids

me: really?

john: honestly kylie. honestly. i will not indulge you in this

me: is that what you think?

you know what

you know what your problem is?

john: i will not put up with your antics and your bullshit

me: here's the reality

john: i feel so badly for you

me: the reality of this situation is

john: you know what

you know what

me: while you're busy talking, i'm busy doing

john: let's go down memory lane

me: oh you want to go down memory lane?

fine

lets go

john: oh really

me: really? you think you have memories? really?

john: you know what, you need to CHILL out!

me: you are just...so....ugh...just so out of control

john: aaaaah my gad you're so cray, i gotta go on a date.

me: im perfectly calm

john: you need to like...realize the situation.

you know what baby? i don't want to talk to you.

i don't want to know you

have a good life