NEW RHoNYC TRAILER!

the embedded video was a goddamn autoplay nightmare so just trust me when i say click this link and watch your heart out.

your new favorite housewives recap podcast

with casey wilson and another lady. watch the premiere of RHoBH tonight so you can follow along.

if you were even thinking about skipping this season of RHoA...

...YOU NEED TO THINK AGAIN. last night's season premiere was what dreams are made of.

preach

Nene is a stegosaurus who was ratchet and greasy and funny and it got her some new noses and a script and now that bitch is rude. I hate her
— Downtown Fury Brown (@KidFury) January 12, 2015

the giudices are going to prison.

"For a moment I thought about probation … but I think a period of confinement is absolutely necessary in this case," said the judge. "I don't honestly believe that you understand or respect the law. I need to send a message. In the eyes of the law it doesn't matter who you are. There are consequences to pay." (via)

THIS IS HAPPENING TONIGHT!!!!!1111

if you don't watch any other episode of any other housewives franchise, make sure you watch tonight's episode of the real housewives of new york. because THIS. IS. HAPPENING.

Guys, by tomorrow morning we'll have seen a grown woman throw her prosthetic leg on actual television.
— Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) July 22, 2014

the hotwives of orlando

read this.

kristen schaal, et al. brian moylan endorsed. all episodes came out on hulu today!

lady gaga released this epic music video this past weekend

starring the real housewives of beverly hills and andy cohen. srsly.

we were there - cellphone throwing scandal

Have you read about the theater critic who tossed a lady's cellphone across the room when she refused to stop texting during the show? You can read about it here or here or here or here or about a million other places on the internet.

If you have any other questions, you can ask me or Ms. Dangles because we were at that show! Mike's friend Dave wrote all the music and is a main performer. It is in a really cool pop-up cabaret style theater tucked under the Highline, across the street from the Standard. Anyway, we were seated about 10 feet away from those involved and I distinctly remember looking over my shoulder several times throughout the show because some drunk ladies were causing a commotion. We took to calling them the Real Housewives of NYC because it seemed like they were out for attention... the wrong kind of attention. I didn't see the slap, but I did see the woman charge down the stairs after her phone and immediately storm out through the performance space into the bar/ lobby. It is actually a great testament to the fortitude of the performers that they were able to continue seamlessly in the face of such a disruption. Go see it if you're ever in the mood for a Russian rock opera musical based on War and Peace and you want to eat dinner at a table with strangers and possible witness a battle in the ongoing cell phone culture war.

kenya moore - gone with the wind fabulous

not desperate at all. 

why i love the real housewives of atlanta

Finally we are at lunch; Cynthia shows up first wearing golden serving plates as earrings, and Phaedra quickly follows in her finest goth Easter hat. Phaedra has brought a giant apology bouquet to Cynthia; Cynthia accepts her apology and makes a show out of deleting the incriminating voicemail from last week while simultaneously hypnotizing the wait staff with her Wonder Woman cuff earrings. Kandi shows up and warns everyone she invited Kenya moments before Kenya glides in wearing confetti, saying hello to everyone accept Cynthia. Nene totters in on twenty-inch heels, and Kim brings up the rear. Once everyone is seated, Kenya says, “Is this a couple’s trip? Am I invited?” Cynthia remains stone-faced and says nothing, and for a second I forget how annoying she is in the face of all that ATTITUDE! Kandi smirks while she looks on, waiting for Cynthia to say something, and for the first time ever I’m a little disappointed in Kandi and how much she’s instigating this situation. Kenya declares, “Well, I’m inviting myself!” in the face of Cynthia’s silence, and listen — I know she is a maniac, but I am loving Kenya more and more each week. She will never take the high road!

because of the nymag recap

set your tivo's

danielle is coming back to rhonj

the shade of nene leakes

ms. nene leakes burns her housewives castmates up alive in her tweet after the show last night.

cluck! pick up the phone and call tyrone

The Real Dragwives: Very Rich - watch more funny videos

latrice royale as nene leakes, and dida ritz as sheree whitfield in the classic real housewives of atlanta scene, "I AM RICH." it actually makes more sense this way.

turxtin' with thomas wilhelm

did everyone watch the season premiere of NYC housewives last night?!?!

i think i get off work at 6pm

lindsay lohan hosted SNL last night...

and all i got was this stupid disney princesses as bravo housewives sketch

Real Mature Guys

who gon' check me boo?

RHoBH

nymag recap

richard lawson recap


this show might be the most entertaining / worst show on television right now.