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jicydak, 311 is a genius idea mike bloomberg came up with. its what you call when you want something feeyuxed, but it's not an emergency. i've called twice. once, for a tow truck idling below my window during sleeping time. the other when there was steam coming out of my floorboards and my landlord couldn't figure out where it was coming from.

wired mag documented and infographic'd 35,000 of these calls to see what the hell new yorkers are cryin' about. check 'em out.

have you called 311? tell me everything.

thx midge!