Showing posts with label just shut up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label just shut up. Show all posts

29 January 2013

SHUT UP. EVERYONE JUST SHUT. UP.

The Transportation Department has finally realized that drivers don't even see those "Don't Honk" signs littering the streets, let alone obey them, and hopes to have all of them taken down by the end of the year, the New York Times reports. (via)


i counted 7 honks while posting this.

thx phil!

18 October 2012

tagg romney wants to beat up our president.

During an interview with North Carolina radio host Bill LuMaye, Tagg Romney said that hearing the president call his father a liar made him want to "jump out of [his] seat and ... rush down to the debate stage and take a swing at him."
He continued: "But you know you can't do that because, well first because there's a lot of Secret Service between you and him, but also because this is the nature of the process, they're going to do everything they can do to try to make my dad into someone he's not. We signed up for it. We've gotta kinda sit there and take our punches and then send them right back the other way." (via)
grow up, tagg.

11 May 2012

ugh. shut UP bristol palin!

The other night I was telling Kiki that I was not excited about the impending media shit storm that would follow Barack Obama's NBD statement about same-sex marriage rights (which we all already knew he privately supported since 1996).  This is a prime example of what I was talking about:

Bristol Palin, perennial victim of the "liberal media" as the daughter of a former Republican vice presidential candidate, wrote a blog post criticizing Obama's daughters, parenting skills and position of same-sex marriage.  Meanwhile, the PlayBoy posing father of her out of wed-lock baby is having another out-of-wedlock baby, with another woman, and planning to name it Breeze Beretta-after the brand of gun.  For fuck's sake.  Know when to let it go!

 [WSJ]

07 May 2012

shut up tony stewart!


you know that's why people watch your dumb sport.

10 April 2012

he's out...

...of the race, not the closet.  You can now shop at UO guilt free.  I sort of wish he had stay in longer to make things difficult for mittens, but hopefully he'll shut up now. [via]


01 December 2011

Judicial Activisim Alert!

Goddamnit.  So Justice Robert B. Wiggins of the State Supreme Court of Livingston County New York decided that the ironically named New Yorkers for Constitutional Freedoms (for straight people only) can proceed with their case seeking to overturn the equal marriage law passed this June and nullify marriages granted under it.

The case seems to hinge entirely upon the argument that Governor Cuomo and possibly Mayor Bloomberg violated the state's Open Meetings Law while discussing the bill with the Republican caucus at the Executive Mansion and the Capitol.  Who would have thought that a threat to the legality of same-sex couples getting married in New York state would come from implications that Republicans legislators participated in bending the rules to get the bill passed?  Towelroad is saying that the Judge was pessimistic about the lawsuit's prospects, but I don't know where they're getting that insight.  However, they did provide this perspective on the claim regarding Open Meetings Laws:
some meetings were indeed private. But, the open meetings law does not explicitly require that every meeting of more than one person be open to every Joe, Tim, and Sally who's interested. Nor is it meant to uproot the entire legislative process. To invalidate one law on the grounds that some people conducted some closed door meetings would set a dangerous precedent that could invalidate nearly every law Albany passes, including every budget since the 1950s, the law that sent computer money to certain public schools, and the law that named a state building after the Rev. Diaz.
Another point of the case is that Cuomo violated the constitution by failing to hold the bill for three days before the legislature voted on it.  However, this requirement can be dismissed if the legislation requires immediate emergency action.  The Governor used admittedly flimsy logic to certify that the bill required an immediate vote, and it appears that the Judge has ruled that the Governor followed procedure and the charge has no merit.

Reverend Jason J. McGuire (pictured, nice face), executive director of  New Yorkers for Constitutional Freedoms, stated in response to the ruling:
“We have said all along that we look forward to our day in court.  Now we will have it. The legality of our legislative process must be protected.”
I just have one question, why is it judicial activism when gays get rights through the courts, but justice when conservatives seek to take rights away from gays through the courts.

[NY Times]

You're Not Fooling Anyone


I get it that conservatives believe there is a "war" on Christmas or whatever, despite the fact that it dominates the attention of this country for nearly four months (Kmart had artificial Christmas trees for sale in early September).  But in this Fox and Friends story about the Governor of Rhode Island referring to the Christmas tree in their state house as a holiday tree, I was surprised that they provided viewers with the phone number for the Governor's office as well as encouragement to call and complain.  That's the sort of antics usually left to political action groups, not a supposedly unbiased news organization.  Weird.

But don't worry, some freshman state representative desperate for attention is going to hold a rival REAL CHRISTMAS TREE lighting somewhere else at the exact same time.  So yeah.  Sounds fun.

[via] (video not imbed-able)

01 November 2011

never did know when to keep that trap shut, did he?

lane kiffin got fined $10,000 for crying like a little baby about unfair officiating, after his 3-OT loss to stanford on saturday. coaches aren't allowed to publicly criticize officials.
Kiffin, the Trojans' second-year head coach, was upset about the way the end of regulation in the classic Coliseum game was handled, among other disputed instances. He has said he was promised by side judge Brad Glenn that he'd be awarded a timeout if it was ruled that receiver Robert Woods was tackled inbounds with one second left in the game.
He was not, and he said in his postgame press conference following USC's 56-48 triple-overtime loss that he was "extremely disappointed" with the officiating. He then said Sunday that he was "basically lied to" by the Pac-12 officials.
"The Pac-12 has specific rules that prohibit our coaches from making public comments about officiating, and this prohibition specifically includes comments that create doubts about the credibility of the conference's officiating program," conference commissioner Larry Scott said in a statement released late Monday. "The Conference expects each Pac-12 coach to adhere to our standards of conduct and to conduct himself or herself in a manner which will reflect credit on the institution and the Conference." (via)
sorry, lane. life's not fair. you taught me that.

11 November 2010

bitch bitch bitch

jicydak, 311 is a genius idea mike bloomberg came up with. its what you call when you want something feeyuxed, but it's not an emergency. i've called twice. once, for a tow truck idling below my window during sleeping time. the other when there was steam coming out of my floorboards and my landlord couldn't figure out where it was coming from.
wired mag documented and infographic'd 35,000 of these calls to see what the hell new yorkers are cryin' about. check 'em out.

have you called 311? tell me everything.

thx midge!

12 July 2010

duh.

In the latest round of the Lane Kiffin-Tennessee saga, the USC coach approached the Volunteers about meeting in the 2011 Chick-fil-A Kickoff Game.

Tennessee, the program Kiffin abruptly left for USC early this year, declined the invitation. (via)

14 June 2010

the biggest queen in england

last week, 79 year old lord tebbit, a british conservative and a real c-u-next-tuesday, said this regarding president obama and his condemnation of BP and their unprecedented oil spill :

"The whole might of American wealth and technology is displayed as utterly unable to deal with the disastrous spill - so what more natural than a crude, bigoted, xenophobic display of partisan political Presidential petulance against a multinational company?"

awww. sad. poor little ol' BP, one of the largest corporations in the world, getting beat up just for pouring 90 million (and counting) barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico, causing as-of-yet untold economic and environmental damage. oyr, gmafb. btw, nice alliteration you old ass BITCHHHH. [via]

22 January 2010

oh shut up, zooey deschanel.

here's a new she + him song. i'm so tired of this mess, but i thought joel might like it.
 
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