in case you dont have a 'ween costume idea

murderer with a micro-penis

icydak, joran van der sloot is the as-of-yet unconvicted murderer of two women, including birmingham native natalee holloway. unfortunately, as i understand it, peru does not assign the death penalty, or life sentences to criminals, so van der sloot will likely only get a maximum of 35 years in jail. but he'll have to spend the rest of his life with that tiny little penis he's got!!! damn, get out your tweezers ladies!!! [nsfw images] [via]

wondering why i wasn't at the cornhole tournament?

you had better. i like knowing i was missed. anyway, as i was saying, i was in birmingham AL for my high school bff's wedding. you might know of birmingham for the terrible segregation riots they had there in the 60's. quaint. anyway, again, there were tornadoes, i crashed another wedding reception, saw some friends from college, drank lots of firefly sweet tea vodka (starla, it was the bride's choice cocktail at the wedding) did not get that drunk on it not surprisingly, and...

went to the botanical gardens with my mom. saw lots of these.

the wedding was here.

the bride looked like this. she was real tired of having her picture taken.

the wedding cake looked like this.


there was a red tub in the house.

went up to the top of red mountain.

vulcan was up there. roman god of the forge.

check out that butt.

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