YAS KLEMPSUN

My new favorite football player, this is amazing pic.twitter.com/7Ha0VTmOgq

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) January 10, 2017

YAS ASK THAT RACIST LOTS OF QUESTIONS

don't touch lane's butt.

When @AshawnRobinson surprises Lane Kiffin with a light tap on the backside...😳 pic.twitter.com/BShvzzNibx

— Taylor Tannebaum (@TaylorTannebaum) November 23, 2015

never forget.

gurl....

Girl...RT @LaylaKiffin: Looks like our fan club is excited for our return to Knoxville. pic.twitter.com/z2S7hqLUFZ
— Doc McStuffins (@AntiTwittaMeaux) October 22, 2014

(via)

lane kiffin's wikipedia entry

First few sentences of Lane Kiffin's Wikipedia are great.@ClayTravisBGID pic.twitter.com/cO7M7Q70ws

— Josh Yankovich (@JoshYankovich) October 16, 2014

two horrible worlds collide

Tosh.0
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one of the few people that gobble my goop more that lane kiffin is tosh.0. so it's appropriate that they've been united in this distasteful bit of ridicule.

i am so happy that alabama's reign has ended under kiffin. kiss of death.

lane kiffin is a loser and now he works for alabama so that makes them losers

he was hired as the new offensive coordinator. well, i know i am offended and he coordinated it.

more vol pride

this spirited young man is Charles Mosley, the most recent addition to our top rated recruiting class. his stylish ear-do was how he decided to make his announcement. Mosley picked the vols over alabama, auburn, and georgia because he knows kla$$ when he sees it. if youre counting, that is 19 four or five star rated incoming freshman footballers.

from clay travis

2Pz long-ish reads

i recommend these articles to you personally.

this one is written by david sedaris about his sister's suicide, but don't worry. it's full of laughs.

Unlike the cottages of our youth, this one did not have a maid’s room. It was too new and fancy for that, as were the homes that surrounded it. Traditionally, all the island houses were on stilts, but more and more often now the ground floors are filled in. They all have beachy names and are painted beachy colors, but most of those built after Hurricane Fran hit the coast, in 1996, are three stories tall and look almost suburban. This place was vast and airy. The kitchen table sat twelve, and there was not one but two dishwashers. All the pictures were ocean-related: seascapes and lighthouses, all with the airborne “V”s that are shorthand for seagull. A sampler on the living-room wall read, “Old Shellers Never Die, They Simply Conch Out.” On the round clock beside it, the numbers lay in an indecipherable heap, as if they’d come unglued. Just above them were printed the words “Who cares?” (via)

this one is the new yorker's take on college football fandom in alabama, or as they call it, "mayhem". it's real snooty, and i loved reading it.

Then there is the fact that, like any one person or institution, the state is rightly proud of the thing in which it is most successful. After the game, Auburn’s athletic director declared that, if his team wins next week’s S.E.C. championship, against Missouri, it would be “a disservice to the nation” were Auburn to be left out of the national championship. (Barring losses, Florida State and Ohio State seem likely to face off in that game.) It’s a ridiculous sentiment, but one I sympathize with: there is no other moment, save for regularly scheduled football games and unscheduled tragedies, like the tornados that struck Tuscaloosa in 2011, when the state of Alabama has the attention of their three hundred and nine million fellow Americans. Who are we, in parts of the country with professional sports to cheer and (relatively) thriving economies to enjoy, to deny Alabamans a bit of crowing? (via)

remember the last time we beat alabama?

it was 2Pz senior senior year, back in 2006. just memorize what it looks like so we can do it again this weekend. see you guys at mulholland's, ok?

the prancing elites of mobile

who are the prancing elites? only the baddest ass all male cheerleading squad in alabama, if not the entire world. check it before you wreck it and consider yourself in the know. thx flim. do we know anyone from mobile?

please say 'football game', please say 'football game'.

what is thomas wilhelm doing down in gulf shores right now?

the super moonwalk

alabama shakes on letterman

aka, the carpenters. also, boy or girl there?

booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

This jerk is in trouble for painting stupid pictures.

le blues de memphis

 

“Le Blues de Memphis” is an incredibly cool 11-minute video tour of two iconic music studios. Made for French television forty-some years ago, it starts off at a Brook Benton session in Muscle Shoals, Alabama, and then (after a quick stop at Elvis Presley’s Graceland) takes us behind the scenes at Stax Records—where Booker T. and the MGs are recording “Time Is Tight” and a slicker-than-silk, saxophone-playing Isaac Hayes is putting the studio’s horn section through its paces. Blues or no blues, this is joyous, eye-opening stuff. via

Paul William "Bear" Bryant is Spinning in His Grave!

This is some week-old news, but it seems when Bama fans aren't destroying public property, Bama alumni are sexually assaulting unconscious strangers in public.  I can't say I'm surprised.  This quote from CBS 42 in Birmingham sums up the incident using an excellent choice of words [emphasis mine]:

It all stems from a video that went viral showing [Brian] Downing and friends abusing a passed out LSU fan in a burger restaurant on Bourbon Street after the BCS game. Downing's companions performed a series of pranks on the passed out LSU fan and then the man identified now as Downing proceeded to drape his scrotum on the man's head...that led to the sexual battery and obscenity charges.

Here's the NSFW video:



CBS 42 also gives us some insight into who Downing is:

So who is Brian Downing and how did he find himself with both notoriety and a possible lifetime designation as a sex offender? He's married with a wife, a (sic) child. He's already been fired from his job with Hibbett Sports. And he has a second cousin who’s the sheriff of Russell County...Russell County Sheriff Heath Taylor recognized his cousin in the video and told him to come on down to the county jail. After checking with New Orleans police, Downing drove to New Orleans to turn himself in.

Fun Fact : Deadspin is reporting that one of the other "gentlemen" in the video is the son of the sports director at the CBS affiliate in Mobile.  So there's something to be proud of all around.

If you want more details on this story, Deadspin has plenty of thorough coverage.

I said it once, and I'll say it again; it's time to DIG HIM UP...F HIS CORPSE!

good news for the vols

after the alabama crimson periods won the SEC national championship, we stole their linebackers coach Sal Sunseri to be our new defensive coordinator. even better news, sports illustrated named him the 2011 recruiter of the year.

  "The chance to work with Derek Dooley, who has been around championships and knows what it takes to build an elite program, combined with the rich tradition of the University of Tennessee, makes this opportunity so exciting to me," Sunseri said of the Volunteers' head coach and program, in a statement. "I am fired up to work with all of the young talent on the defensive side of the ball, and I can't wait to get up to Knoxville and coach them."

 now lets go get some Ws in a couple months.

costumes rob wishes he had thought of.

get it?