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Posted by Amy Saxon White on Friday, January 22, 2016

blizzard cones?

blizzard cones.

there was a blizzard and now suddenly it's broad city day!

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i'm not a sir.

louis ck cancels MSG show in very funny fashion.

Dear friend,

Hi. It's Louis CK here to make sure everyone knows that my show show tomorrow at Madison Square Garden has been canceled. All ticket holders will automatically get a refund. I am really sorry about this and I am surprised to learn as I write this that there is only one L in the word canceled. I'll have to take my phone's word for it. But it doesn't look right to me.

In any case, there seems to be a massive storm approaching New York City. They are calling this storm "historic" which.... Well I didn't know you could call a thing historic if it hasn't happened yet. But I'm not one to defy future historic events. And I have to be respectful of the responsibility I have to the 15,000 people who are holding tickets to the show and could be stranded somewhere historically trying to get to or from my show. I think it's clearly better that I alter history in the name of safety and cancel. Besides, if you've ever tried to get your deposit back when you rent a banquet hall for a wedding that gets snowed out, you don't want to even know what the deposit is on Madison Square Jesus Christing Garden is.

So. No show. I will be on Letterman tonight, though. So you can yell boo right at my stupid and very handsome face on your tv screen or on your paper towel or your watch or whatever you view Letterman on.

Also I will be contacting you very soon about my new standup special which will be historically available only on my website louisck.net very soon.

I really want to thank everyone who came to the shows at MSG. It was an incredible experience. The audiences were great. And the crew at MSG is classy and professional.

Okay. That's it. I have to do some laundry now. 

Take care of yourself and don't be a jerk to people.

Louis CK.

enjoy your blizzard

you snowbound dandies.

who wants a blizzard?

For better or for worse, it looks like the chain is finally making good on its summer of 2012 promise to open "three or four stores" in New York. Dairy Queen's Staten Island Ferry Street George Terminal location — the first in NYC — opened last summer after a lengthy renovations process and Hurricane Sandy–related setbacks. The Union Square–area DQ will occupy 2,500 square feet at 54 West 14th Street "on the ground and mezzanine" of the former Fabco Shoes, which sounds like a pretty large footprint to blanket with Blizzards. (via)

i'll always have a place at the dairy queen.

adventure buddies.