the most important piece of journalism you'll read this week.

GQ sent me on my dream hotel tour. Only rule: I had to find a way into goddamn Mar-a-Lago https://t.co/8VuLJ7mmln pic.twitter.com/vsU103q94k

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) July 20, 2016

GQ caity weaver is just as entertaining as gawker caity weaver

here's a piece on star wars, from the perspective of someone who has never watched a star wars movie, which is relatable for me as i never really have.

and here's an interview with lucky blue smith, which is helpful for me as i keep seeing him on @papermag's instagram but have no idea whom he is.

jicyww what became of caity weaver

she writes for GQ now and just published this piece where she got to hang with JLD and regular-LD and you better believe there's a doll reference.

READ IT.

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When I started at Gawker 3 years ago, "Bye, Felicia" wasn't even a thing. But now it is and I'm leaving so bye, Felicia!!!!

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) July 28, 2015

best of luck in all of your future endeavors, caity!

her colleague had some nice things to say about her.

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Wrote a song abt Gawker & asked Will Smith to record it http://t.co/BBMXcO5Ixp Pretty close but instead of keyboard imagine demons' screams

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) July 22, 2015

When the gospel choir comes in at the end of "Unwritten," I simply wail.

— Bryan Safi (@bryansafi) July 21, 2015

baby goats taking over the world pic.twitter.com/gZsxFdnWdd

— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 22, 2015

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I just put some fake candles in my non-working fireplace. (That's code for dildas in my old cootre)

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) July 10, 2015

I have a theory that when Beyoncé dies it will be revealed that Blue Ivy has a SECRET first name beginning with H to make her initials HBIC

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) July 7, 2015

flashbacks watching @julieklausner at @JoesPub last night. I didn't take any pictures but it looked like this pic.twitter.com/SGzIFrB5sO

— joel v melton (@JVMmonogram) July 14, 2015

(retweeted by @julieklausner)

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Song of the Summer, @CountessLuann!!!!! 💖💖💖💖😎😎😎😎

— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) June 24, 2015

There might need to be an adult toy store called Hole Foods.

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 20, 2015

A backpack but it has wings attached to it so u can fly RT @MarthaStewart What products would you like to see at your local Petsmart store?

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) June 24, 2015

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Every minute I spend at work is like walkin on sunshine. My feet burning up and dissolving. The glowing hot plasma cooking my blood. :) TGIF

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) June 10, 2015

I gave you a long back rub. Yours better not be bullshit. pic.twitter.com/hPuK7UjsXe

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 9, 2015

My hobbies include chewy textures and canceling plans.

— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) June 6, 2015

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Hudson Valley Ballers Otra Vez is HAPPENING! Truth Basset is holding out for more treats. pic.twitter.com/8on2eVoPaB

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) May 18, 2015

Can't believe it's Red Nose Day already.

— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) May 20, 2015

Went to my hometown local news website to see what was new in Harrisburg. The answer is: Fucking E V E R Y T H I N G. pic.twitter.com/WoNBsmI6oq

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) May 16, 2015

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new blog featch get excited.

Spring can really take it out of a spirited hound. pic.twitter.com/80nCaBSCQs

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) May 11, 2015

THIS COFFEE TABLE BOOK IS BROKEN pic.twitter.com/lqe5mMHcyy

— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) May 11, 2015

I see no one spent the winter practicing how to throw a frisbee; everyone instead learning right now today in the middle of a crowded park.

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) May 10, 2015

blessings.

new caity-and-rich banger right here.

from now on 2Pz will just be embedded tweetz.

Big high five to Harper Lee for her hotly anticipated sequel, Tequila Mockingbird
— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) February 3, 2015

read this caity weaver joint

its about the time she went to the sheepshead bay TGI Fridays to test out their "endless apps" promotion:

I tell her I would like to order the unlimited mozzarella sticks. She tells me that, according to the restrictions of the promotion, I will only be permitted to receive unlimited quantities of one item, for example: barbecue boneless buffalo wings. I tell her I would like to order the unlimited mozzarella sticks. (via)

christmas comes early

A bad idea I suggested to @max_read: "What if I did 12 Days of Thatz Not Okay?" #fuck #fuck #why #idiot #christmas http://t.co/0MOew3jTFA
— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) December 19, 2013

2Pz favorite gawker writer caity weaver, who writes 2Pz favorite gawker column, thatz not okay, is gifting us with a special holiday edition called 12 days of thatz not okay, where we get one every day (for 12 days). enjoy!