YAS GREAT TWEET ALERT

dinosar pic.twitter.com/R629EU9WDh

— Trump Draws (@TrumpDraws) February 1, 2017

wonderful

accidentally just clicked on an activia ad that i thought was a NY Times article. blessings to u.

— Aidy Bryant (@aidybryant) August 23, 2016

ctm

me walking into a nail salon with my bestie to get mani pedis even though we didn't make a reservation. pic.twitter.com/cImxCADV4Y

— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) August 14, 2016

tgif

Shout out to cake but also to candy.

— Aidy Bryant (@aidybryant) June 30, 2016

aw.

Ordered my drink @Starbucks Asked the barista if she wanted my name. She winked and said. "We gotcha" #JodieFoster pic.twitter.com/ItjBZoJzP2

— Helen Hunt (@HelenHunt) May 23, 2016

oldest embedded tweet on the internet

I CANT STOP LAUGHING pic.twitter.com/k9ppsBuVj7

— petty grandma (@SamiaHamps) February 2, 2016

(via)

speaking of catfishes

My First Time Fishing and This Happened! I Think I Have A New Hobby....🐟 pic.twitter.com/hTsEhRWUQd

— Ciara (@ciara) March 9, 2016

lol no

I die for her. pic.twitter.com/5OVg4O2v31

— The Sample Life (@The_Sample_Life) January 22, 2016

the more you know.

#TBT to the time Hillary had a @DollyParton-themed birthday party in 1995. 🎤 pic.twitter.com/f4NZVUJGc3

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) November 6, 2015

oh, hillz.

#GOPdebate pic.twitter.com/rBT90JvCmM

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 29, 2015

#drakealwaysonbeat

DIS THE WINNER 😭😭😭 RT @DRAKEDANClNG: Elvis Crespo - Suavemente #DrakeAlwaysOnBeat #DrakeIsAlwaysOnBeat pic.twitter.com/a9rh2rgqHt

— taj. (@TAJrani) October 20, 2015

Justin Bieber - What Do You Mean #DrakeIsAlwaysOnBeat #DrakeAlwaysOnBeat pic.twitter.com/01H4urv6jH

— drake dancing to (@DRAKEDANClNG) October 20, 2015

remember the beyonce version?

ready for hallowe'en?

Our neighbor's cat is super friendly pic.twitter.com/iHMFdpTtHF

— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) October 12, 2015

this is a pretty cool twitter feed

HALLOWEEN (1978) DoP: Dean Cundey | Dir: John Carpenter (@TheHorrorMaster) #FirstHorrorFilmofOctober pic.twitter.com/hQafTI89P8

— One. Perfect. Shot. (@OnePerfectShot) October 1, 2015

good one.

I feel bad, but I really dont have the heart to tell Frankie her new vase is ugly....#GraceAndFrankie pic.twitter.com/bUJ3ry2kDd

— Jane Seymour Fonda (@Janefonda) August 26, 2015

raise your hand if you get this.

Excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you… it’s @Taylor_Dayne, tweeting for Tig today!!!!

— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) August 14, 2015

listen to this if you don't.

tweet beat

When I started at Gawker 3 years ago, "Bye, Felicia" wasn't even a thing. But now it is and I'm leaving so bye, Felicia!!!!

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) July 28, 2015

best of luck in all of your future endeavors, caity!

her colleague had some nice things to say about her.

tweet beat

Wrote a song abt Gawker & asked Will Smith to record it http://t.co/BBMXcO5Ixp Pretty close but instead of keyboard imagine demons' screams

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) July 22, 2015

When the gospel choir comes in at the end of "Unwritten," I simply wail.

— Bryan Safi (@bryansafi) July 21, 2015

baby goats taking over the world pic.twitter.com/gZsxFdnWdd

— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 22, 2015

someone shuffled off to buffalo and got trayupped!

@DeltaAssist @Delta why was flight DL6204 canceled? No reason was given.

— thomas wilhelm (@_thomas_wilhelm) July 21, 2015

@DeltaAssist no, I booked myself on 7:02 flight that's delayed until 8:25, almost 5 hours after my original flight. Will I ever get home?

— thomas wilhelm (@_thomas_wilhelm) July 21, 2015

she's going to miss RHoNYC. #trapqueen

guess i'll have to toot my own tweet

i love @iamcolinquinn bc i saw him on the street once and could swear he winked at me. my boyfriend said no, he just has a facial tic :(

— Faith Lim (@flimlim) July 14, 2015

RT'd by @iamcolinquinn, duh.

FYI

@2PzNaPpod that's a great suggestion! Passing it along to our art team. Thanks :)

— Bitmoji (@BitmojiApp) June 10, 2015

in the words of drake.