watch what happens live when matthew terry takes his clothes off

"i know you're not black but will you have a threesome with us?"

i just struck internet gold.

murfreesboro magazine's list of most beautiful people (in murfreesboro)! here are some choice bio quotes:

You wouldn’t know it by looking at him now, but this lean firefighter won an ice cream eating contest when he was 10 years old. He relies on the folks at Nexgen Salon to keep him looking great and uses a little hair gel every now and then to spruce up his look.

you sure wouldn't know it!

She does, however, find time to shop at her local favorites including the Avenue and Forever 21. You might also spot her at the MAC counter: She admits she can’t live without MAC Lip Glass or NARS blush and face lotion in her beauty routine. Another secret of this beauty? Making time to catch up on her sleep!

this is not the only time forever 21 is mentioned. i didn't even know we HAD one!

Nikki loves wintry weather and hopes to one day take her two children—ages 7 and 2—to Colorado to show them what a “real” snow looks like. Here in Murfreesboro, she loves to hang out with her friends or her husband at La Siesta and enjoys shopping at New York and Company, Charming Charlie’s and her favorite, Bath and Body Works.

la siesta! you go, girl.

bonus link:
single in the city (!)