important news for kylie

SIREN: There is an avocado store in NYC. How have I never known? pic.twitter.com/vSPDNeRNEu

— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) April 8, 2016

you'll be shocked to learn that queens was built on a pile of garbage

you have robert moses to thank for your enormous derelict meadows and nearby ethnic cuisine. read all about it

from shabby

to chic!

"no faster than a running possum"

i highly recommend this tasteful piece by the new york post about a former new york city medical examiner.

And she has a final warning for New Yorkers who live alone with cats: The urban legend is true. “Your faithful golden retriever might sit next to your dead body for days, starving, but the tabby won’t,” she writes. “Your pet cat will eat you right away, with no qualms at all. I’ve seen the result.”