it's all true.

hands made out of knives. (not you, dharma.)

"no faster than a running possum"

i highly recommend this tasteful piece by the new york post about a former new york city medical examiner.

And she has a final warning for New Yorkers who live alone with cats: The urban legend is true. “Your faithful golden retriever might sit next to your dead body for days, starving, but the tabby won’t,” she writes. “Your pet cat will eat you right away, with no qualms at all. I’ve seen the result.”

check out my new favorite tumblr.

worst cats. thx carly!

see also: slittens.

NFC

This is what a Norwegian Forest Cat looks like pic.twitter.com/7wUAIKb3Mv

— Animal Life (@fabulousanimals) September 30, 2014

tuesday at 2:29pm

seems spot on to me.

kate mckinnon is a weirdo irl.

and i LIKE it.



here is the cat sketch:

magical mister mistoffeles

that bryan safi is such a gem.

America's First Cat Cafe

It's a pop up on the Bowery sponsored by Purina One. You can get a cat-accino and look at adoptable cats and get a bunch of cat hair on your pants.

this, this, and this

this

this

and this