i only believe parker.

MASCOTS

a chris guest joint.

i don't get it.

Just Act Naturally

via

consider yourself invited

parker posey has been spotted numerous times around the architecture building up here. this is why. (the theater is across the street)

i plan on going april 28.

a special treat for you.

billy? it's susan.

i was going through my trunk of souvenirs, and i found this doll. the doll we used to play with before the war. before you went inSANE.

you were sittin' on that quilt, that, at one time had kept us warm. and the quilt was so worn, billy, and it smelled like moth balls, which, brought back all those memories of the time we spent in the attic.

LOCKED. UP.

with muffin. and you told us that mother was wrong and we were right. didn't you, muffin? and i took care of you. and billy.

(sigh)

but billy was much more trouble than you, wasn't he, muffin? especially when he got to be bigger than susan. and made her do things she did NOT...wanna do. things that made her sick.

and mother pretended she didn't know, but she did.

(siiiiggghhh)

well, who's lyin' in a bed, in an insane asylum, plugged into a life support system. and who's wearin' fine jewels, and expensive clothes. and whose husband....accidentally died, just recently, and left me all. his. money?

oh, this is a....there's a plug here that hooks into, where he's breathin' and stuff. um...let me just take it back.

and whose husband just accidentally died, and left her all his money?

(plug pull)

AND WHO'S ON TOP, AND WHO'S ON BOTTOM NOW, HUH? WHO'S ON TOP, AND WHO'S ON BOTTOM NOW?!?!

well, i'll see you in hell, billy. but at least I'M gonna have some fun, before I get there.



scene.

totes gonna netflix this.

it's a movie called "the house of yes". parker posey's character is named jackie-o!

were you poor? did you eat chicken pot pies?

this goes out to memphis.

and bun-bun, too.

don't forget to watch parker posey on parks and rec while drunk on margaritas tonight!

set your tivos!

PARKER POSEY WILL BE ON THIS WEEK'S PARKS AND REC!!!!

thx ktv!

happy birthday parker posey

'fyer thirsty.

just 'cause