i only believe parker.

vol celebz

the latest issue of the torchbearer highlights UT alums paula pell and james anderson...

and constance shulman, from OITNB and i learned she was the voice of patty mayonnaise. what an interesting surprise!

celebrity basset

The celebrity basset hound that charmed 1950s America: http://t.co/fuhpS3RqCY pic.twitter.com/JrrgHONZrT

— Mashable (@mashable) August 24, 2015

listen to beyonce.

harrison ford, give me a break

Wreckage from actor Harrison Ford's crash-landing in California. Ford has been hospitalized. http://t.co/mwuejSv0QV pic.twitter.com/JV0NEe47C1

— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) March 6, 2015

wonderful news!

Netflix's Wet Hot American Summer series is turning into quite the celeb-packed event. Deadline reports that a slew of guest-starring and recurring characters will pop up in the form of Lake Bell, Josh Charles (as a rival camper), Rob Huebel (a rival professor), Jayma Mays, Randall Park (a librarian in love with Shannon), Paul Scheer (a journalist), Richard Schiff, John Slattery, and Michaela Watkins (a brash New Yorker). The new recruits join the already-large amount of original cast members for the eight-episode series, to be directed by David Wain and written by Wain and Michael Showalter. While the 2001 movie was set on the last day of a fake Jewish summer camp, the Netflix installments reportedly take place on the first day of camp. No other details about the series are available, but rest assured, summer is coming. (via)

who is your celebrity height twin?

. @vulture has a helpful graph of #Hollywood stars' heights from midget #TomCruise to giant #VinceVaughn @NYMag pic.twitter.com/TzKdBLsbAj

— Peter Davis (@PeterDavisNYC) June 23, 2014

you read it here second (or third, or fourth)

From Bette Davis to JLaw || Every Best Actress Winner's Dress Illustrated in One Poster http://t.co/x2kJGScHOf pic.twitter.com/H1yQYcYpGN

— Flavorwire (@flavorwire) February 28, 2014

mean tweets

new-york-famous

entertaining buzzfeed list of folks famous to probably new yorkers only.

thx ms. danglez!

can you guess which celebrity is this hot guy's father?

guess in the comments and don't cheat.

i stand with the celebs.

and celebs stand with bill de blasio. (joel, keep your eyes peeled for janice!)

i want a new york where i can play tennis for free. #tennisreform

a minor setback

according to today's new york times, 2Pz preferred mayoral candidate bill de blasio is a boston red sox fan for some reason. but none of that matters, because here he is pictured with cynthia nixon. celebs! bring out rojo caliente!

"does this help you figure it out?"

celebrities read mean tweets about themselves on jimmy kimmel. elizabeth moss wins, despite being a creepy scientologist.

ashley judd for president!

or at least senator of kentucky:

The Hollywood movie star and eighth-generation Kentuckian is seriously exploring a 2014 run for the Senate to take on the powerful Republican leader, four people familiar with the matter tell POLITICO. In recent weeks, Judd has spoken with Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) about the possibility of a run, has discussed a potential bid with a Democratic pollster and has begun to conduct opposition research on herself to see where she’s most vulnerable in the Bluegrass State, sources say. (via)

guess whom

in the comments!

diving with the stars

abc is launching a new reality competition show called celebrity splash featuring celebs doing olympic-style dives.

According to the producers, in Celebrity Splash, celebrities perform dives from dizzying heights, which increase in difficulty each week, including backflips, somersaults and other gymnastic feats. Leading up to the competition, a professional diving instructor gives each celebrity weeks of training. The set up echoes ABC’s veteran Dancing With The Stars and its short-lived spinoff Skating With The Stars. (via)

above is a clip from the dutch show that inspired it.

taylor lautner is a tennessee fan

team jacob was also in knoxville this past weekend cheering on the vols to their eventual humiliation at the hands of the florida asshats. via.

on my way back from a meeting

i spotted nick and kevin jonas carrying a pizza box on 8th avenue. they looked like normal people, but how can that be possible?

i went to the dentist

and on the way back to the office i saw glenn close. <3 her.