congrats heather

one of my favorite parts of the tournament is the "one shining moment" wrap-up.

RHoBH

nymag recap

richard lawson recap


this show might be the most entertaining / worst show on television right now.

omg. bse.

nymag's weekly gossip girl recap!

what happened in santorini.

nymag gossip girl recap!

(side note: new favorite joke = "who does jenny humphrey have to blow to get into this plot?")

gossip girl recap

gossip girl's inbox of seeeeecreeeetssssssss:

Neil Gabrielson's family lost all their money to Madoff.
Chuck Bass thinks he killed his mother.
Liz Edwards had to repeat the second grade.
Sarah Monteith steals her little brothers' Ritalin and sells it.
Nate Archibald has a small….
Blair Waldorf hooked up with Jack Bass on New Year's Eve.
Chuck and that Brooklyn Girl had sex. More than once.
Serena van der Woodsen got fake-married in Spain.
Guess who saw Jenny Humphrey with no shirt on? Nate Archibald! And then he kissed her.
Eric van der Woodsen dyes his hair.
Serena van der Woodsen hasn't spoken to her dad in years. No wonder the girl has lots of daddy issues.
Why is Annie Leitenberg so skinny? She takes Alli before every single meal. [Ed: Product placement?]
Dan Humphrey wrote a tell-all article about Chuck Basss's dad Bart. It never got published but still.
Blair Waldorf stole a pair of sunglasses. Can you say klepto?
Nate Archibald was a squatter earlier this school year. He lived in his apartment…

nymag recap

too bad it was the season finale. =( come back soon, gossip girl! xoxo.

real housewives recap

why did this season have to end!??!

nymag recap

gossip girl recap

Chuck: "Blair, I see you are wearing your beret. Who are you spying on tonight?"

Plus 2

Chuck: "Murray Hill? Even your mother is too hip for this zip code."

Plus 1

check out the gossip girl recap over at nymag. great episode last night dont you think?

gossip girl recap!

Because of Passover, the theme of Gossip Girl was, fittingly, redemption. As Cyrus, the drama's spiritual center, prepared a brisket for an evening seder, the characters around him continued to simmer in the oily stew pot that is the Upper East Side, trying, like so many aromatic vegetables, to hang on to their individual essences while absorbing and being absorbed by others. After much mishegas, Blair was forgiven by Nate, and later Cyrus, for acting like a social-climbing psychopath. "She is changing" for the better, confirmed Chuck, who redeemed himself for his first-season sin of trying to rape Jenny on the roof at the Kiss on the Lips party by offering her a heartfelt apology. Meanwhile, Serena was forgiven by her mother, Lily, for running away to Barcelona, causing a scene at Eleanor's seder, and the general sin of being an exotic butterfly who merely wants to be free, but sometimes makes mistakes. "Oh, sweetie," Lily tells her daughter during their heartfelt conversation, which takes place in front of a glass-doored refrigerator packed with colorful produce, "I could never think of you as a bad person. You got into Brown." (nymag)

real housewives recap

After the pillow fight, Kelly was so energized that she decided to go for a run in New York. Her favorite New York thing to do. Run down the middle of the fucking street like a fucking idiot holding up all traffic. Of course that's what Kelly does. Of course it is. It's the only thing. The only way she could possibly be. She's also that bitch who pushes her way onto the subway before anyone's had the chance to get off. I mean, you know, if she took the subway. If there's one line serving all four registers at Duane Reade, she'll get behind one person and say "it's four lines, it's four lines" even if it's obviously not. You are the worst person in New York City, Kelly Killoren Beensomeone. Congratulations. (gawker)

thx g.

gossip girl's back!

although i'll be mourning the end of the city for a few weeks, there is one silver lining on my gray television cloud, and that is the fact that gossip girl is finally back! i dont know what they think they were doing taking like a month off without telling me, but i'm just...so glad they're back.

that also means....more recaps!! this one is also from nymag. they really know what they're doing over there:

"Like a crocus poking out of the late-winter snow, last night's new episode of Gossip Girl was a welcome arrival to the cold and barren television landscape. As its petals slowly unfolded, it stirred the life that has lain dormant inside our souls since the show went on unexpected hiatus in February, and gave us a glimpse of colorful spring ahead. And how colorful it was! Last night's plot — the Constance Billard/St. Jude performance of The Age of Innocence — required everyone be dressed in ridiculous costumes (everyone except Jenny, Chuck, and Vanessa, who were not in the play, but who, let's face it, always wear ridiculous costumes). Blair was tragic and noble in black, while Serena was luminous in white, her creamy breasts nestled like eggs in the feathered Easter basket of her dress. Nelly Yuki was forced to wear a fat suit to play Mrs. Manson Mingott, and when Blair spat at her, "My problem is a two-faced, four-eyed devious little snipe in a fat suit!" it was like the first balmy spring breeze blew across our faces."

yessssssssssss.