here in america...

...we have beautiful alive dalphins in our rivers, instead of thousands of dead-ass pigs.

According to various witnesses, a dolphin has been spotted in the East River—the most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the Eastern seaboard—near 96th Street. It was first spotted sometime after 10 a.m., and locals tell ABC that it keeps surfacing. At least one person said they saw it swimming in circles between the Randall’s Island pedestrian bridge and Mill Rock. (via)

don't die, dalphin!

we're still here

side note: doesn't this video make you want to watch a rita hayworth musical

2,012 resolutions

My resolution list is pretty long, but getting to be a healthier human being is a common thread among the top 300 or so. Bad news out of England:

"People think they're virtuous with their health by embarking on a liver detox each January with the belief that they are cleansing their liver of excess following the festive break," Andrew Langford, chief executive of the trust said. Instead he suggests resolving to abstain from alcohol a few days a week for the entire year instead." Atlantic

(according to this x-ray I just had done, I'm fine...)

well, we made it.