somebody needs to get juicy j into rehab

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they should be careful because i knew a girl who snapped her tibia clean in half jumping between hotel beds on the 8th grade disneyworld trip.

hmm

another mediocre track from beyonce's upcoming album. this one's called "party", was produced by kanye, and features andre 3000. sounds good, right? well, it's not very. listen HERE.

i'm starting to get worried. lovin' that cover art, though, b!

MISSING

the past 3 weeks of new york magazine have featured crosswords created by someone OTHER than 2Pz fave, maura b jacobson.

has anyone seen her lately? i'm concerned. judging by this photo (and a fact i just learned, that her first new york times sunday puzzle ran in 1955), she's gettin' up there in years.

i just really hope she's alright. and i did'nt mean what i said back then. i was bored and depressed, and in desperate need of someone to take it out on. please forgive me. come back, maura!