that's not cool, maura b jacobson!

you will never believe what nymag crossword puzzle creator, maura b. jacobson did to me this week!

clue: fergie's first name

i had : S _ _ _ _

now, i got real excited because i happen to know that fergie of the black eyed peas is really named STACY ferguson. so i just finished that one out and moved on. but then, i started running in to troubs all around this answer. eventually i realized that there is no way this could be the answer....even though i KNOW i was right.

after two days of walking the streets mumbling to myself and cursing maura, it occurred to me this morning that there is that OTHER fergie. and her name is SARAH.

how infuriating. f u, maura. you smug bitch. (jk, i love you and your crossword puzzles)