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first M. Ward + Zooey Deschanel,

then Pete Yorn + Scarlett Johanssen

now Beck + Charlotte Gainsbourg.

what is it with these dorky talented indie rockers teaming up with drop dead gorgeous movie girls. it sounds like indie musician fanfiction. i guess this trend really goes back to the 60s when Serge Gainsbourg (Charlotte's dad) and Brigitte Bardot teamed up for some fun and probably sex. i dont particularly mind this trend, as the collaborations generally lead to some very enjoyable music. Who do you think should be next? im voting for Conor Oberst + Anne Hathaway. can you think of any other examples?

that justin timberlake movie

is apparently getting some good reviews. nymag and i wonder when we are going to be able to see it?

makes me want a drink

joelz speekerz

ctm.

CONCORD, NH—Banjo, a local border collie mix and loyal human companion, was utterly humiliated Tuesday, when his owner, 34-year-old Michael Ingram, loudly scolded the dog right in the middle of Cold Brook Park.

"Down, boy, down! What did I tell you about barking at those birds?" yelled Ingram, the dog's supposed best friend, right in front of several other dogs, many of whom Banjo knew. "Look at me, Banjo. No more of that, okay? Just knock it off."

The mortifying scene, which included several heated utterances of "bad dog" and "very bad dog," as well as an extremely uncomfortable moment in which Ingram ordered the already self-conscious border collie to sit, lasted nearly 20 seconds. (the onion)

thx fitzy!

oof.

you're welcome.

something to help get you through this rainy friday.

you SAY you're sick of hearing about Snuggies...

Someone who is a genius made this website. It's the Snuggie Sutra, and it tells of the various ways to sex someone in a Snuggie, while staying warm and comfortable. I'm still waiting for the homo version, but this will do in the meantime. THANKS INTERNET!

THE HORSE BLANKET: The woman wears the Snuggie on her front and covers her partner with the bottom. Perfect for showing off your moves and when you can’t stand to look him in the eye.

take a closer look

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viral video

is this cloverfield 2 viral marketing or something else?

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Scooped in death

Ever found yourself thinking, "Sweet Jesus, I hope I pass on to the next life [which will undoubtedly be hell, I mean, look at me], on a slow news day so that my death gets the media attention it deserves." Well then it will come as no surpise that Dominick Dunne's family might have tried to hide the kancer riddled body of its ruler till after the Ted Kennedy thing blew over. Too bad Vanifty Fair doesn't give and f and ran the news anyway. According to Gawker, there could have been UP TO 4 celebrity deaths that are as yet un-reported and therefore HAVE NOT EVEN HAPPENED IN GOD'S EYES. Fingers crossed it isn't any  2pz favs.

sick

did you hear the one about the poachers in Indonesia who broke into a zoo and flayed and dismembered their prize sumatran tiger right there in its exhibit. then sold the tiger parts on the chinese black market? maybe an inside job, maybe just crazy.

tennis fashion

roger, rafael, and serena made an appearance yesterday to hype their new nike clothes that they are going to wear in the us open. h2d. the open is right around the corner. are you going?

gchatz w/ john and bun-bun

me: so im going to go through the ones i probs had wrong for rob

Khan who wed Rita Hayworth

_ _ _

Rob: shaka

me: ugh

john: good lord

me: i can see at least 3 things wrong with that answer

Rob: why would i know that?
john: why would you know lianas?

you a tropical gardener?

hmmm?

answer me!

coward.

Rob: my dad had a nursery

and ive been to warm climes before

john: irrelevant

moving on

gchatz w/ john

here's john attempting to help me with a crossword puzzle:

me: ok next

khan who wed rita hayworth

_ G _

john: egg?

i mean, what other word has a g in the midz?

where is the vowel supposed to go!!!
me: helpful
john: next