letterman's apology

America's Smartest Cities

memphis is 51 out of 55.

i like to think it doesn't reflect on me personally. How does your city rate? Whats that, youre not from one of the 55 largest metropolitan areas? sniff.

grandmother fights off man in bear suit with pillow.

i don't want to look like a cock magnet

New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

new winnie the pooh character!

jicydak, winnie the pooh has added a new otter character named lottie. seth meyers said on weekend update that lottie will replace eeyore...who finally did it.

just wanted to share that joke with everyone.

read this today

I was innocently reading this nymag compilation article that i THOUGHT was going to be about mark wahlberg when i accidentally ended up reading this article (will you be my black friend) that oprah and chris rock are turning into a movie. go on and you read it too.

excerpt:

There’s a psychological term that’s used to explain why white people and black people aren’t friends: homophily. It means that people are likely to be friends with those who are similar to them. (There’s an aphorism about homophily: Birds of a feather flock together. One of the peculiar duties of social scientists is to prove the most obvious things, make them seem complicated, and then reconstitute them as simple. For examples, see the work of Malcolm Gladwell.) I would argue that the modern world is, in many quarters, dominated by increasingly extreme homophily. If you don’t want to, you’ll never have to talk to anyone whose jeans are different from yours. And there’s the trend toward so-called cultural cocooning, where you only have to listen to people who have the same opinion as you, be it on Fox or MSNBC or Lou Dobbs, depending on if your philosophy is galvanized around conservatism or liberalism or angry people with wet piano keys for teeth.

chuck bass, californication

did you see the episode of californication where chuck bass plays a gay character who is obsessed with vampires and david duchovny?

i guess we didn't really need him...

it's not like crompton would've ever thrown a football anywhere near him anyway.

have you ever wanted to hear what grizzly bear sounds like in a chapel?

onesie monday (apology edition!)

here's some cute, apologetic-looking animals. i hope they help help you forgive me for not blogging today. it was just too nice outside.

your cuddle bear

this is a grizzly bear bean bag. im not sure.

via

daily ri ri

we are so lucky that rihanna got invited to every fashion show in paris so we can see new pictures of her everyday.

quit it

the Carrousel de Louvre, the underground shopping complex leading to the renowned museum, has decided to let McDonald's represent America in its food court.

what a bad idea.

you've never seen such a thing

mommy polar bear giving baby polar bear a little ride around. first time ever caught on camera.

onesie monday!