elysium

jodie. hay gurl.

this is the kind of video 2pz was made for

sportzpost!

im the new snapchat kween

everyone who is anyone is snapchatting these days.

download the app and snapchat me!

username: jvmelton

(no dick pics plz. unless, you know, your shit is tight)

Music Minute with Ms. Dangles

Kylie's Skirt on Nowness.com

new kylie, co-written by the dream, the first release from her upcoming album (her first with RocNation)

your turn, guacamole!

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mean gurlz

thx flim!

o'nutters

see anything you recognize?

nowhere near the funniest sketch from this show, but remarkable in its own right.

i wish stevie nicks was my godmother

read this nymag article

emily lowery loves this commercial

hump DAAAYYYYEeeee

i went and saw the hobbit by myself at williamsburg cinemas when it was brand new and no one knew about it

a good idea for the cornhole tournament this weekend

liquor gummies!

 who wants to volunteer to bring these? i'm looking at you thomas wilhelm.

very important news!

remember when i introduced you to guacamole? She was just a sweet faced pup on petfinder.com. well I just got word that my adoption request has been approved and as of 10 am. tomorrow she will be all. mine.

Q.U.E.E.N.S.(s) from Memphis

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would do - botella de hielo

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faith sent me this video, saying "by the way, is this your boyfriend?"

 what do you think? is this Ms. Dangles? leave your thoughts in the comments.