setting the record straight about obama's almonds

sometimes more or less than seven...

turn the sound on

goats dont care bout yo feelings https://t.co/lezdulaBH3

— 100% Goats (@EverythingGoats) June 27, 2016

somebody found took this video of mike at the memphis zoo last week

looks like someone took a snap of Ms.Dangles eating lunch today

Healthy otter snacks gleefully on plain, boring lettucehttps://t.co/JxVxmvFF7D pic.twitter.com/Q89FkhBqip

— Mashable (@mashable) May 17, 2016

eating a watermelon basketball style, by this elephant

Who loves 🍉? Our 🐘 girls sure do. Especially Ty. pic.twitter.com/b77y1k5QOe

— Memphis Zoo (@MemphisZoo) May 13, 2016

very important chipotle news

TODAY ONLY if you text "raincheck" to 888-222 between 11am and 6pm EST you will get a coupon for a free burrito.

if you need any more information than that I don't know what to do with you.

filthy animal

baby tries to eat go-pro camera 😂 pic.twitter.com/jTmryOVBZk

— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) December 17, 2015

hippo goes ham on watermelton

retweeted by @drewby

rat's got pizza

you don't eat carbs? I DO!!

QUICK! BREAD! is pretty much our normal reaction when we see bread, right? #gbbo @britishbakeoff pic.twitter.com/UTXROhBXxM

— ASOS (@ASOS) August 19, 2015

take a look at this little muffin

free at last!

puppies can go to restaurants with outdoor seating in new york now. (not you cats) ruff

!

he is probably trying to eat you

What the FOX is he doing?! #WTF-- RantLifestyle

Posted by RantLifestyle on Wednesday, April 1, 2015

someone went to the past and got a picture of me in the future eating dinner in chinatown

Feeding time for Pete the Hippopotamus during his 44th birthday at @TheBronxZoo in 1947. Photo by The New York Times. pic.twitter.com/HRIHr2Ndb9

— NYT Archives (@NYTArchives) December 22, 2014

i hope your holiday will be as joyous as this

if you ever wanted a japanese chef to show you how to eat sushi properly

sweet

look at this sandwich

that's a chik-fil-a chicken sammy in a red lobster cheddar bay biscuit.

faith just gave me an idea

(ice cream samwiches)

miley cyrus got a new dog

moonie was a gift from her mother to replace floyd, who was eaten by coyotes. miley isnt sure she has room in her heart for another dog, but of course she does because look at moonie.

normcore foods

this list is worth a look.

thx phil!