answer: helping melissa to build a fence!
11 July 2009
what did you do on your summer vacation?
oh... my mom and dad took me to see the mother fucking pope. i want to be a part of this family. i'll be the one with the little bun on the top of my head. look at michelle's hair, so sasha fierce.
while in audience with the pontiff, michelle observed tradition by wearing a long black veil. the skirt, veil, and bow top were all by moschino, black coat by michael kors. belt by azzedine alaia, whoever that is. nobody knows what barack was wearing, except an american flag pin by pinmart.com
10 July 2009
daily ri ri
rihanna got in trouble this past weekend because she got caught giving tattoos to three of the employees of east side ink. east side ink is in new york on ave B and 7th street. Thats only four blocks away from my apartment. that could have been ME getting an "r" and an umbrella on my body. next time ri ri.
09 July 2009
lady gaga, your crazy is showing
i was just watching kelly rowland sing on so you think you can dance, and i remembered back in the day when i had never heard of lady gaga and she performed just dance on the show.
i looked it up so i could share it with you and we could all remember together.
how graceful
omg will you get a load of this ridiculous creature? it can barely control its body!
apparently, this sea lion, nicknamed snoopy, was reported to have been running around the ocean bitin' on kids' trouser legs, and just being mischievous in general. the police hauled him up on board for a good spanking when he tried to hijack the boat. he even honked the horn!!!
you know what this reminds me of, don't you?
thx joey!
health alert
big thanks to g. animalz for her heartfelt missive on ankle breaks and balance and shit earlier.
along the same lines, i wanted to share some pictures from avid 2Pz reader and commenter and sister, Melissa.
Two weeks ago, i noticed that the door to her bedroom had been left open (it wasn't me and mom denies it). i warily peeked inside only to discover the bloody truth. Kismet had massacred Samantha Parkington, Melissa's prized American Girl Doll (that mom claims she NEVER played with). Now Kismet had gotten a taste for poor Samantha a couple months ago when he chomped on her foot, but a strategically placed sock hid the damage and soothed Melissa's conscience. Samantha was now missing all the fingers from her left hand. Gulp.
The good news is that after a brief discussion with American Girl customer service, and some arguing with mom about how we were going to afford the medical bills, Ms. Parkington was shipped off to New York for some cosmetic surgery. She is now recovering in Nashville, far away from her abusive boyfriend Kismet, and we are all happy to report that she is good as new.
Thanks American Girl!
bad boy Kis. ;(
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