nap time

land dog, ctm

Land dog bullies sun-bathing sea dogs off his dock. https://t.co/wta45zDu2r pic.twitter.com/hhf2QiSDuO

— Mashable (@mashable) January 14, 2016

fake orca tumped, didn't scare any sea lions

did you hear the one about the fake plastic orca they built in oregon to scare away some sea lions that have taken roost in one of their marinas? it tumped and this old guy crawled out.

i hope they like artisanal ice cream and burritos

Desperate for food, sea lions are scrambling to the streets of San Francisco http://t.co/C0Nq7FWE8e pic.twitter.com/JJMzZyghem

— CityLab (@CityLab) May 1, 2015

dont let the monday monster get ya

Help us caption this photo by #YourShot member Paul Souders: http://t.co/lWfR5dyW5j pic.twitter.com/sDH0EgSizD

— National Geographic (@NatGeo) February 9, 2015

i'd like to eat you is all

via

did you ever wonder what a sea lion smile looks like?

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new mascot for Ole Miss

you know that the university of mississippi (the harvard of the south) finally decided that their mascot was a little racist, and that they should pick a new one. they are still going to be the rebels, but arent going to have a cartoon plantation owner (slave beater) running around on the football field. they narrowed it down to five choices:

a) horse
b) land shark
c) hotty and toddy
d) lion
e) bear

what do you think? i think you know what i think.

bulgari's new campaign.

julianne moore and lion curbz.

what is phyllis doing?

I don't know. But she doesn't seem to be enjoying whatever my brother is doing.

the life aquatic

SAN FRANCISCO — A Navy seal — actually a sea lion — took less than a minute to find a fake mine under a pier near AT&T Park.

A dolphin quickly located a terrorist lurking in the black water before another sea lion, using a device carried in its mouth, cuffed the pretend saboteur's ankle so authorities could reel him in.

The specially trained Navy Marine Mammals, based in San Diego, stole the show in a day of anti-terrorism training exercises held at ports throughout California.

More than 3,000 local, state and federal responders are participating in the scenarios that began Tuesday as part of California's annual, two-day homeland security and disaster preparedness exercises started by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2004. (via)

son of a bitch, i'm sick of these dolphins.

halp me...

get your mother fucking hands off me you filthy copper. via. one more.

baby sea lion

that is all.

the circle of life

there must be someone out there staging lion king recreations. from.

death wish deer

this little baby deer jumped into the lion exhibit at the national zoo in DC. the lion bit him some times and the deer later died. RIP bambi.

hi!

how graceful

omg will you get a load of this ridiculous creature? it can barely control its body!

apparently, this sea lion, nicknamed snoopy, was reported to have been running around the ocean bitin' on kids' trouser legs, and just being mischievous in general. the police hauled him up on board for a good spanking when he tried to hijack the boat. he even honked the horn!!!

you know what this reminds me of, don't you?

thx joey!