Is your Investment Advisor this cool?

Probably not.

My Bank is hosting it's first WOW-lympics and as the new blood, I was recruited to spear head our skit. Check out the video below and LIKE the video on the bank's facebook page HERE

MELISSA PASSED HER MATH TEST!

just like we knew she would.

for melissa

this hedgehog is cheering 4 u bc u can do anything pic.twitter.com/NlyZb3B4WJ

— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) April 25, 2016

does this trailer make you more or less interested in the lady-busters?

look how much fun they are having

Here's your first look at the new #Ghostbusters suited up http://t.co/cA94HzWkKr pic.twitter.com/hL0a0IvVs4

— Vulture (@vulture) July 10, 2015

an informal 2pz poll

I asked a few lady 2pz contributors what lady they thought should replace old Alexandra Hamilton on the 10 dollhair bill.

Here are the responses (Editor's note, I didn't tell them I was going to tell you (blog sneak attack)):

Melissa: Harriet Tubman

Faith: Iris Apfel, RuPaul, Meryl Streep

Kylie: Whitney Houston, Terri Gross, Bea Arthur


From your mouth to the Federal Reserve's ears ladies! Who do you think it should be? Tell us in the comments.

melissa wanted you to see this

this anonymous love note was left in Melissa'a mailbox today and i want to know where it came from

melissa, i think you could do it.

via

here is melissa at graceland too, terrified

gchatting with melissa about breakfast

we have the best correspondents on the internet (not you bun-bun)

Did you know that 2PzNaPpod has 10 blogging correspondents in addition to the original Two Peas? Remember G. Animalz' funny and informative animal posts? How could you forget the two iterations of the Threadsecutioner (I already have). DJV is keeping in real in Memphis. ThomasWilhelm is still out there creeping around some dark corner of the internet, but you are better off not getting involved in his sordid browser history. Let's not forget our celebrity star stalker, Starla. For legal reasons she can't post about celebrities, but that's ok. And Bun-Bun.


I want to introduce you to our three newest correspondents. You are probably already familiar with their work:

flim - Faith and I used to work together. She is a sassy and sexy thrifting queen that lives in Queens.

Stacey McTrace - Otherwise known as my little sister Melissa, Stacey McTrace lives in Nashville and knows a thing or two about puppies. #petpetpet

Ms. Dangles - My boyfriend Mike De Angelis is a born and bred New Yorker who always surprises me with the music and videos he digs up. #diversityhire


No really, we love all of our lazy correspondents. Show them some love in the comments and never stop not reading us.
We both hope you enjoy the fresh perspectives!

Love,
Joel and Kylie

happy BEARthday Isabella!

3 human years old today.

we love you puppeh

look how sweet

melissa decorated her coworker's office this morning to celebrate her 30th birthday. clears throat.

did you see the steeplechase catfight?

i asked melissa if she had fun at steeplechase and she told me she didnt remember. check out clay travis' cat fight coverage.

everyone wish Melissa good luck in the comments

She is going to be in Houston this weekend training to become a certified kettlebell instructor.


Good luck Melissa! xoxoxoxoxo

go spartans! NEW VOLUNTEER EDITION

Melissa pointed out to me that one of our top footVOL recruits, Jason Carr, went to my high school! Go Vols! Go Spartans! Thx Melissa!

wall of complimentz

 Melissa:  there havent been many comments but i want you to know that 2pz has been just wonderful this week

ive loved practically every post!

 me:  thanks for your continued support

just so you know, i dont do this for my health. i do this for the complimentz.

brb outside: nashville, PoRteR FLeA edition

last saturday, friend of toops, KTV organized and held the biggest deal in nashville since that show, nashville.  there was great food and gifts and when i got there, there was a line around the block! way to go KTV. Thanks to 2pz sister Missy for coming to meet me. I'll post picture of the treasures i found later.

look what melissa can do

she can't help but smile when she knows there is a camera on her.