That feeling you get when you finally get your Taco Bell fix. #TacoTales episode 3 is on YouTube. Watch it now. ➡ https://t.co/d396n8Hetc pic.twitter.com/H2e7P8AiIZ
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) December 22, 2016
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Showing posts with label taco bell. Show all posts
22 December 2016
YAS DAS RIGHT TB
05 June 2014
DJV!! time for a correspondent review!!
Taco Bell’s quesarito, a.k.a a burrito wrapped in a quesadilla, joins the menu. http://t.co/WIc7mxmMxH pic.twitter.com/mnlQlDtVRm
— New York Magazine (@NYMag) June 5, 201409 April 2014
speaking of pants pooped
i went and tried the taco bell breakfast that i told you about. here is my review
Breakfast crunch wrap:
Diet Pepsi: not pictured. not good.
01 April 2014
24 February 2014
rude
Taco Bell takes its breakfast tacos national: http://t.co/LRkXEy6dRA pic.twitter.com/SFRBPuBsQF
— New York Magazine (@NYMag) February 24, 2014taco bell to introduce breakfast menu very soon
items include the waffle taco (million dollar idea)
breakfast crunch wrap
and breakfast burritos, obvi
breakfast crunch wrap
19 December 2013
just thinking out loud here
It’s a love triangle. The new Grilled Stuft Nacho. pic.twitter.com/wOFPct0ZeS
— Taco Bell (@TacoBell) December 19, 201313 February 2013
19 December 2012
21 March 2012
18 February 2012
shut. it. down.
That, my friends, is exactly what you think it is. Taco bell will soon be offering tacos made with Doritos instead of a standard taco shell. They will be called Doritos Tacos Locos or #doritostacoslocos.
Who's coming with me?
24 August 2011
ryan o'connell - thought catalog
carlygoogles turned me on to ryan o'connell on thought catalog, and i basically have agreed with everything he has written. case in point, the following article titled "Calling BS On Eating Healthy," or, "Why I Visit Taco Bell At Least Once A Month."
In the past year, my friends have started this sick disturbing trend of eating healthy. Green things that aren’t smokable are showing up to our potlucks with more and more frequency, leaving me awash in a sea of confusion as I carry a box of cupcakes to the table. “OMG, tempting but no thanks. I’ll just devour some more of this amazing kale and beet salad. God, I’m such a Kirstie Alley right now!”
Wait, did I miss the memo? When did we transition from college meals of spaghetti tossed in an Adderall reduction sauce to kale salads, market veggies, and seitan? I mean, I’m all about eating healthy because it makes you happy and skinny and is, like, good for you and stuff. And I’ve definitely noticed lately that our bodies are changing. We can’t just binge eat on pad thai and expect our body to forget about it. It’s gotten to the point where it never forgets. That being said, can we stop pretending that the junk food never happened? Can we stop pretending that the fourth meals, the Sour Patch Kids, and pizza did not exist? I know you’ve entered a new phase in your eating life but, come on. Show some love for the things that are bad for you. Give it a quick kiss.
The delusion is what bothers me. People would like you to believe that eating a bowl of lettuce is comparable to a slice of red velvet cake. “Oh wow, I’m so hungover right now. This lettuce really hit the spot.” No, it didn’t! I want to scream at them (complete with waving my arms wildly in public) about their sordid past. I want to remind them of the food we used to embrace together. Fact: Food that will clog your arteries and kill you tastes the best. It’s one of life’s cruelest jokes and the primary reason why losing weight is so difficult. Saying no to the things that feel good in the moment but ultimately hurt us is a struggle in everyone’s life. Even though I’m happy to see my friends win the battle, I also secretly want to poison their brussel sprouts with some deep fried bread crumbs.
I just want things to be out in the open. I want people to say that eating heathy is sort of a bitch and, yes, I would like a bite of that cupcake. I would like Jennifer Aniston to admit that she has a good body because she’s extremely disciplined, works out constantly and rarely succumbs to any food cravings. Let’s just be real. Keeping fit is hard work so stop pretending that your prohibitive diet is delicious. It makes all of the people who aren’t as fit feel bad about themselves. “Why don’t I love broccoli as much as my friend does? Is something wrong with me?! Should I be craving brown rice right now instead of a burrito?!” Hell no. Eating healthy is all about eating the brown rice while imagining it to be a giant burrito. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
In the past year, my friends have started this sick disturbing trend of eating healthy. Green things that aren’t smokable are showing up to our potlucks with more and more frequency, leaving me awash in a sea of confusion as I carry a box of cupcakes to the table. “OMG, tempting but no thanks. I’ll just devour some more of this amazing kale and beet salad. God, I’m such a Kirstie Alley right now!”
Wait, did I miss the memo? When did we transition from college meals of spaghetti tossed in an Adderall reduction sauce to kale salads, market veggies, and seitan? I mean, I’m all about eating healthy because it makes you happy and skinny and is, like, good for you and stuff. And I’ve definitely noticed lately that our bodies are changing. We can’t just binge eat on pad thai and expect our body to forget about it. It’s gotten to the point where it never forgets. That being said, can we stop pretending that the junk food never happened? Can we stop pretending that the fourth meals, the Sour Patch Kids, and pizza did not exist? I know you’ve entered a new phase in your eating life but, come on. Show some love for the things that are bad for you. Give it a quick kiss.
The delusion is what bothers me. People would like you to believe that eating a bowl of lettuce is comparable to a slice of red velvet cake. “Oh wow, I’m so hungover right now. This lettuce really hit the spot.” No, it didn’t! I want to scream at them (complete with waving my arms wildly in public) about their sordid past. I want to remind them of the food we used to embrace together. Fact: Food that will clog your arteries and kill you tastes the best. It’s one of life’s cruelest jokes and the primary reason why losing weight is so difficult. Saying no to the things that feel good in the moment but ultimately hurt us is a struggle in everyone’s life. Even though I’m happy to see my friends win the battle, I also secretly want to poison their brussel sprouts with some deep fried bread crumbs.
I just want things to be out in the open. I want people to say that eating heathy is sort of a bitch and, yes, I would like a bite of that cupcake. I would like Jennifer Aniston to admit that she has a good body because she’s extremely disciplined, works out constantly and rarely succumbs to any food cravings. Let’s just be real. Keeping fit is hard work so stop pretending that your prohibitive diet is delicious. It makes all of the people who aren’t as fit feel bad about themselves. “Why don’t I love broccoli as much as my friend does? Is something wrong with me?! Should I be craving brown rice right now instead of a burrito?!” Hell no. Eating healthy is all about eating the brown rice while imagining it to be a giant burrito. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
21 April 2011
taco bell begs for an apology.
c2e.
12 January 2011
homemade crunchwrap supreme night!
you may have heard that there's a way to enjoy a delicious crunchwrap supreme in the comfort of your own home, using fresh ingredients. well, tonight, joel, liz herber, and i decided it was time to try it ourselves. let me tell you how we did it.
step 1 : put on some really great cooking music
step 2 : put a delicious mexican beer in your favorite koozie
step 3 : heat up some small corn tortillas in your oven. look really cute while doing so, or else they won't taste right. (note the amazing kitty card in background, compliments of thomas wilhelm)
step 4 : take a cup and make circle pieces out of a large flour tortilla. it is important that the cup be tennessee orange.
step 5 : chop up tomatoes, lettuce, and chicken breast. cook the chicken in a pan with any seasonings you might like! on a large flour tortilla, lay down some chicken, nacho cheese, and shredded mexi-mix cheese.
step 6 : place a crunchy warm small corn tortilla on top, spread some sour cream around on it, and top with chopped lettuce and diced tomatoes.
step 7 : cover with a flour tortilla cup-circle, and fold up bottom tortilla around, enveloping the deliciousness. slap it in a pan with a bit of oil and grill it up right.
step 8 : serve and enjoy with good friends!
you're welcome!
you're welcome!
10 January 2011
20 October 2010
06 October 2010
23 September 2010
kroger at highland playing my jams
i was there buying taco ingredients and heard the best music.
first:
then:
lucky for me i own both of these on compact disc so i can dig through my music boxes and put them back into heavy rotation on my itunes. thx kroger!
first:
then:
lucky for me i own both of these on compact disc so i can dig through my music boxes and put them back into heavy rotation on my itunes. thx kroger!
09 July 2010
20 April 2010
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