CONGRATULATIONZ MAYOR BILL DE BLASIO

2Pz is projecting that he's our next mayor. just like we already told you.

wiseacre brewing co.

if you live in memphis you're in luck. friends of 2pz kellan and davin bartosch are all set to open their new craft brewery on broad street this year. the memphis business journal just published a little article you should check out. so excited for the bartosch brothers!

bringing people together

Friend of 2pz Ashley just wrote an article for the City Paper about the Nashville Porter flea, founded by friend of 2pz KTV.

read the article and support our friends with your clicks and your attendance

calzito update: should have listened to toops!

Max:  how was the calzito

me:  not very good, honestly

it's a lot of starch

me:  i think it needed more spice and less rice

it just should have been a calzone or a burrito

the pizzadillas were good as hell though

Max:  i can't wrap my head around the fact that the calzito is worse than the pizzadilla

me:  i know. I was surprised too.

the calzito looked so good. it was just so dense

Calzones are a lot of bread

and burritos are a lot of rice and this was both 

Max:  im gonna try a calzone with pad thai inside

wall of complimentz

11:18 AM Max: dude btw

  2pz has been KILLING it recently

11:21 AM me: "kylie: yay!
ask him what his favorites are"

 Max: thats like asking what part of the G&T i like...its the mix

 Max: its just cool bc its not singular focused

  i don't know what to expect besides interesting things

11:23 AM its not like "ok let me look at dogs"

  its a nice mix of things i like

  and new things

11:25 AM i just shared it on fb

  so now mass art will read it  and share it he did! Thanks for the support max!

you did it!

we would like to congratulate reader ChAd LeMoN!!!!111 for being the 250,000th idiot to click up into 2Pz!! he writes:

"I've only been reading your blog for about two months now daily (thanks to Sara Robinson) but luckily, my job is super boring and 2Pz gives me my mid-morning giggle each day!"

he couldn't have done it without us, and you are SO welcome, chad. stay tuned. we'll be announcing your sur-PRIZE tomorrow!!!

TWOHUNDREDANDFIFTYTHOUSAND!!!!!!!

2Pz oscar wrap-up

well, it's all over. here are the winners:

best picture : the hurt locker
best actor : jeff bridges in crazy heart
best actress : sandra bullock in the blind side ;(
best supporting actor : the jew hunter in inglorious basterds
best supporting actress : mo'nique! in precious
best documentary : the cove

isn't it amazing how right we were on just about everything? and also how wrong the academy was about one thing...



and who else wants to watch logorama?!!

jessica stanley will get her oscar for eclipse maybe.... congrats to all the winners and the losers, too!